Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[SpaceJuice]

Nasa over takes you

I wish for a error.

[Norpo]

Granted. Someone types this into the forums.

I wish for the best idea ever for a game.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. You get the idea, but you forget it before the hardware necessary to run such a game is developed.

I wish for the hardware to run aforementioned game.

[cantab]

Granted. But EA get the idea and are first to market, and they give it their usual touch.

I wish I had a better chair.

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. It's electric!

I wish I wasn't clumsy.

[Tery215]

Granted. You are now lumpy.

I wish for a negative space adder.

[goldenpeach]

granted, but someone detonate a EMP near you and it doesn't work anymore

I wish i could fly perfectly in real life

[mythbusters844]

Granted. I take your request for a search engine as a request for a mechanical searcher thingymagig and give you a helicopter. The helicopter suddenly starts up inside your house and the blades hit the walls, destroying them and cracking the blades off. One of the blades flies off and hits you, killing you.

I wish I had a replica of the Apollo lunar rover.

[Ya_Boi_Assault]

granted, the piano wire wheels are out of tune.

i wish for a girl that plays ksp

[Tery215]

Granted. She no longer plays KSP, because I gave her to you in a cage.

I wish for a larger television screen.

[General Rarity]

Granted. It's bigger than the Universe...

I wish for an correct grammar.

[mythbusters844]

Granted. While into doings grammar lessonings, Reichtangle suddenly anschlusses yuo.

I wish I could into space.

[Ghostexx7]

Granted. While into doings grammar lessonings, Reichtangle suddenly anschlusses yuo.

I wish I could into space.

Granted, but it was Roskia's ICBM.

I wish i could into white.

[megatiger78]

granted, but you can only see white now.

I wish for the ability to explode fish

[mythbusters844]

Granted. You into explodings fish in Russkiy waters and Rossiya into mistakings explosions for capitalist pigdog submarines so Rossiya sendings submarines and of into vaporizings yuo.

Ich vish ich could fly.

[SpaceJuice]

Granted the fish now explode YOU.

I wish for Lololololos

[Overfloater]

Granted - you're now a homeless person in the city of Lololololos Angeles.

I want this scale model:

[DMSP]

Granted, but 24 seconds after you buy it for 1000$, it falls apart and breaks on the floor.

I wish for an SSTO...

[cantab]

Granted. It's on Ceres and the SSTO refers to making Ceres orbit. You are not on Ceres.

[Overfloater]

You get a live ostrich.

I wish for a million deers.

[DMSP]

Granted, but you turn into a grass and the million deer really all like grass, so you get trampled on for quite a bit before you are digested.

I wish I could turn into a wolf

[Red Iron Crown]

Granted. You are now living in a Twilight movie.

I wish I could solve vexx's new riddle.

[DMSP]

Granted. You are now living in a Twilight movie.

Oh my...

Granted, but the riddle says that you will die in 4 seconds...

I wish that I never wished what I wished for...

[vexx32]

Granted, but instead your wish caused you to be forever trapped in a steel tube at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.

I wish I could get to sleep.

[Mr_Brain]

Granted. However, the sleep medication you have to take gives you horrible nightmares. You awaken a few minutes after having fallen asleep, too scared of sleeping to even be in the same room as a bed anymore.

I wish for a small amount (<1 cm³) of non-toxic blue paint.