Tery215 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Granted. However, the wishes you made of that particular type can no longer be typed.I wish for spider lotion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 Granted, I give you lotion that turns you into a spider. Not a spiderman spider... a daddy long legs that I promptly swat.I wish for the ability to make "next poster" wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted, however all wishes catch on fire.I wish for a pet death raptor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted, but it dies.I wish for a competent, non-food, sentient, reasonably-priced lawyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted, however he is bribed into making you lose by the opposing party.I wish for a space rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted, it's incoming to your backyard at 20km/s.I wish to actually see the Kraken, not only its effects. It kinda reminds me of the Cthulhu mythos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted. It moons you. Interpret that as you will.I wish for a competent, non-food, sentient, reasonably-priced lawyer with an ethical code of conduct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted, but no one takes him seriously.I wish for a blunt weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdusacconBR Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted, but its all brokenI wish a fart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted... you get a Flying Acrobatic Retarded TrapezeistI wish for BR to disappear forever! Mwahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted. But your disappear, too.I wish for a competent, non-food, sentient, reasonably-priced lawyer with an ethical code of conduct who is taken seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted, but he dies within the first hour.I wish for good stuff to happen, and nothing terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stargate525 Posted June 9, 2015 Share Posted June 9, 2015 Granted, but it happens to everyone you hate.I wish for nothing in particular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Granted. You bring forth The Nothing and get swallowed into the darkness.I wish that all the wishes wished in this thread would actually be granted exactly as the wish-granter wrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Granted - all the wishes wished in this thread would actually be granted exactly as the wish-granter wrote. Also the thread becomes very boring.I wish for literally a potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Granted, but it has a gun, and you are gonna squish it when it pulls out its gun. I want to be a pie (still with asdf movie? I need to get a life)! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dman979 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Granted. But you are a cow pie I wish for a competent, non-food, sentient, reasonably-priced lawyer with an ethical code of conduct who is taken seriously and has a normal lifespan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fel Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Granted, unfortunately when you reveal your crime to your lawyer she turns against you and submits her testimony as evidence to the court.I wish there was a simple and easy way to get people to abandon ideology they hold dear and seek out their own ideology as an individual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Errr... There is? It is called 'using one's brain'.I mean: Granted. It gets patented by Apple and sold as an optional upgrade to the new iPhone. Noone installs it.I wish wouldn't have overlooked an obvious bad and loosing move in yesterdays chess game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Granted. You are now a chess computer.I wish for 20 rock stars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Granted. You get 20 star-shaped rocks flying at you at Mach 5.3.I wish I could vent to someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xannari Ferrows Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Granted. Law enforcement.I wish I could catch a fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
livefree75 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Granted. It's a great-white shark that eats you.I wish I had a better, non-sentient, internet-accessible computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Granted. Due to its non-sentience, it is not able to respond to internet signals or you trying to use it.I wish for lore more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heng Posted June 15, 2015 Share Posted June 15, 2015 Granted. The MyLittlePony story gets incorporated into KSP canon. Rockets now have rainbow exhaust.I wish for the weekend to arrive sooner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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