TopHeavy11 Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Wish granted, but it explodes at Dres because KSPhyisics. I wish for the answer for 42 x Potato = ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted May 9, 2016 Share Posted May 9, 2016 Granted, 42Potatoes. ( Algebra FTW!) I wish to be a short sleeper so that 4 hours of sleep would be enough for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Granted, but everyone else becomes a long sleeper and not much is ever done, as people spend most of the day sleeping. I wish for a Laythe Colony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 This Laythe Colony is inhabited by SEALS! I wish for a life-time supply of chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 (edited) Granted. Diabetes. I wish for moar Pepsi. Edited May 10, 2016 by Andem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frybert Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Granted. Diet. I wish my meat would thaw out faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Granted. Salminila. I wish humans would venture out to space as enthusiastically as kerbals. 41 minutes ago, Andem said: Granted. Diabetes. Well, seals are naturally plump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, but everyone dies in their desperation to get to space by trying to launch on cheap, poorly designed rockets that only sometimes have pressure. I wish there was a compass next to me (the navigational kind, not the drawing kind). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Granted. The compass is useless and spins around all the time. I wish for more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, 2 more wishes and then you die instantly. Nothing goes the way you want it to unless you wish for it. I wish it was clear out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, but your house is now filled with a mysterious, opaque fog. I wish for free shinies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 (edited) Granted, mercury is a very shiny liquid which you now possess a very large quantity of. Gallons and gallons of it, we poured it all over your house! I wish to stop growing and remain at my current size for the rest of my life. Edited May 11, 2016 by cubinator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, but you are two inches tall. I wish to know what dolpindude3 or galacticvoyager is doing right now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, reading the KSP forums, replying to your post, being yelled at by one of my friends to install DMP, and planning to play Stellaris in a few minutes. But you never learn what someone is doing again! I wish it hadn't taken me 5 minutes to think of a way to corrupt @max_creative's wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Granted. It will take you a millennium. I wish people would be more productive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Wish granted, but you become completely non-productive. I wish that NASA would get a large budget increase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, they can spend all the money they want this year, then only get money from donations after that. No taxes. I wish for a pet octopus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Granted, it will eat you I wish for three more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheSealBrigade Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 You get 3 wishes, but each time you make one, someone you love dies. I wish I wasn't bored right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 (edited) Granted, you freak out that your expanding and forming fat folds under your flippers. On 5/10/2016 at 2:07 PM, TheSealBrigade said: Well, seals are naturally plump Case in point. I wish that @DolphinDude3 could make dolphins talk English. Edited May 12, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaytheDragon Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, @DolphinDude3 can, but isn't in the mood to, make dolphins talk English. He then dies suddenly of a heart attack in his sleep. I wish that the Moon had a breathable atmosphere (by Humans, etc.) similar to that of the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, Luna had a respirable atmosphere. But Mars stole it all, with help from the Sun. And then Mars got beat up by Titan. I wish for a nearly-flawless essay-writing neural net that perfectly emulates my "voice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max_creative Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, but your story is terrible. I wish @ShadowZone would corrupt this wish some how. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowZone Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Granted, but you got Alzheimer's and can't remember what you wished for. I wish Laythe would have rain simulation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you discover too late that the rain is acidic and now your ascent stage is rapidly dissolving. I hope your kerbals brought an umbrella! I wish that the kraken was a visible monster, so that I could see it's approach and perhaps avoid it Edited May 12, 2016 by Blasty McBlastblast spelling correction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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