cubinator Posted August 20, 2016 Share Posted August 20, 2016 Granted, you can eat this pizza when it cools down from ten million degrees. I wish grass would always stop growing once it gets four inches tall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quasarrgames Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Granted, but things like wheat and oats are grasses, too. They no longer mature and produce food, plunging the world into a massive agricultural crisis and leading to mass starvation. I wish for a sequel to Inside Out where Riley becomes a teenager and gets some kind of mental illness, and has to take medication for it. I just think it would be interesting to see how an issue like this would be characterized. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 22, 2016 Share Posted August 22, 2016 Granted. But since you are the only one who is interested in that, the movie is never finished. I wish for a nice, warm chocolate chip cookie with a glass of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Granted. It turns out your warm cookie is actually burning hot, and you burn off all your taste buds, never to taste again. Oh yeah, and the milk is rancid. I wish that I could hold all these feels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Granted, you become a Vulcan in an alternate universe where Star Trek was awful and nobody liked it. I wish I controlled an army of robotic bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseEduardo Posted August 23, 2016 Share Posted August 23, 2016 Granted, but they develop a mind of their own and sting the humans to death, starting with you I wish Brazil becomes a global superpower in all aspects on par, and allied with the USA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) Okay, but the government is now akin to that of North Korea, and you are at the bottom of the social ladder. I wish to be fluent in Spanish (without losing my knowledge of English) Edited August 24, 2016 by pTrevTrevs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseEduardo Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 fak, that's a nightmare too close to RL granted, but now you're a cuban living in cuba who also speaks english fluently I wish Burger King was free and every ingredient of their sandwich the same as it is now, but magically healthy, just so the taste doesn't change at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 24, 2016 Share Posted August 24, 2016 (edited) Granted, but as a result, the entire franchise is cursed, so whoever eats it dies. Congrats! You just killed half the world's population! Sweet dreams! I wish for a KSP meme. Edited August 24, 2016 by Mycroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted, the forums become filled with nothing but dank memes. I wish for a cheeseburger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseEduardo Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 granted, but it is a X-Ratão (here, try to turn on the subtitles so you can get the reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBeRWEHxf8Q ) I wish I was a successful businessman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted, your hair and skin turn orange. Hey, love him or hate him, I can see no reason for anyone to want orange skin. I wish I could visit Middle Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoseEduardo Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 granted, you die in the first battle I wish we had a place where could live the ancient roman/greek/carthaginian/egyptian/spartan times in the 21st century(also, I actually support him, so that wasn't quite corrupted) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted. They spark a world war. I wish I had moar likes! More than 25, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Sure, but your entire existence now revolves around the acquisition of likes. Nothing else matters to you, not even your physical well-being. You retreat into the mountains, live in a cave, and eat raw fish, all the while whispering to yourself about how many likes you have, until "likes" is the only word you still know how to pronounce. I wish I owned an American Civil War era musket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Granted. It blows up in your face when you try and fire it. I wish the London Ringways had been built more like they were planned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted, but they get blown up by an asteroid a day after construction is finished. I wish I remembered whether I'd already beat Super Mario Sunshine before playing it on DolphinVR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 (edited) Granted. You can remember that, but nothing else (not even how to breathe) I wish for pizza Edited August 26, 2016 by OrbitalBuzzsaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted. I eat it slowly in front of you. I wish pTrevTrevs wanted a Mosin instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted, but I have no idea what that means. I wish that this wish cannot be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoJeb21 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted, but then YOU get corrupted. I wish I could have a cuttlefish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted, but it's not cuddly. Get it? No? Okay fine. Your cuttlefish is constantly camouflaging himself so you lose him and never find him. I wish for uhhhhhhh.... Hmmmm... I wish I could build small as well as big. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted. You receive a set of micro-Lego I wish legoclone09's Mosin to become a better firearm, preferably a Lee-Enfield SMLE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you accidentally shoot yourself. I wish that people would stop yelling at each other in my Dres mission thread. Edited August 26, 2016 by KAL 9000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted. Nobody posts. I wish I could give more than 25 likes a day. ( @pTrevTrevs misunderstood it earlier, so let's try again.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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