Dark Junior Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Granted, but you bluescreen I wish I was Saxton Hale Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Nope, it's Chuck Testa. I wish for lunch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Granted. Your lunch is a plateful of live slugs. I wish for a better computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Granted. Can't play games, though. I wish that I was better at Mass Effect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Granted. You become so good at Mass Effect that you gain worldwide popularity, and the pressure from the press eventually drives you to madness. I wish that I could be better at choosing what to wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Granted. You now suck at life. I wish my wishes weren't so hurtful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rlin Posted September 3, 2016 Share Posted September 3, 2016 Granted. You have no wishes. I wish for the next player's KSP install to be deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Fine. Lucky for me, I actually have three installs, and you only implied one. I choose the one I use least, the pure stock one meant for testing part-heavy craft. Still have two left, and you can't touch 'em. I wish for a good WW2 submarine movie to be released soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted. It depicts the glorious victory of the Eternal German Reich over the British aggressors. Wait, why am I typing this in English? I wish I knew German. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted, but only the swear words. I wish I had all the TF2 hats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pTrevTrevs Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 (edited) Alright, but as soon as you get all the hats Valve shuts down the game for good. I wish I wasn't afraid of skydiving. Edited September 4, 2016 by pTrevTrevs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted. You are in a buried bunker, 500 meters below ground. I wish Linux gets MIT license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted. It's for negative 70 years. I wish for William Riker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 4, 2016 Share Posted September 4, 2016 Granted, but he has no facial hair I wish for an actual Planetside 2 update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Granted. This is what is added. I wish to stop listening to this. My sanity is slowly disappearing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Okay. You now have to listen to this. I wish I could sto making skeleton puns in comic sans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 (edited) Granted, but now every document you make is done in Comic Sans I wish that RWBY volume 4 and Red Vs Blue season 15 were coming sooner Edited September 5, 2016 by Dark Junior Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 I don't even... I wish that you would eat your words. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Granted. You have to eat his words. I wish I could just do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Granted. You blow up your house. I wish the War Within update for Warframe would come out already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Granted, but it's so buggy it crashes your computer every time you run it. I wish for a pet chameleon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Granted, but you can never find it. I wish to be able to think of a better name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Junior Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Granted, but all of your ideas are SAXTON HAAAAALE! I wish people liked me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 5, 2016 Share Posted September 5, 2016 Granted. It's by default because everyone is dead. I wish I hadn't ruined Major Tom : Coming Home with a nightcore converter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Granted, but said converter becomes sentient and destroys you. I wish for everyone to forget what midichlorians are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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