kerbiloid Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Granted. You take the laptop into a plane. Now it's 1000 km/h fast. I wish Mozilla were more stable with 1097 pages opened at once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Granted. But only at 1097 pages. Any other page number and Firefox crashes. I wish I was better at programming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Granted you are now the best in the world at IPL (developed in 1954) I wish I was better at java Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Granted. You are given a Javanese language course. I wish I hadn't started playing this game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Granted. You wake up on a small green planet near a pack of buildings and a launchpad. This is your native planet - Kerbin, and you have never heard about KSP. I wish Earth in RSS were from another geological epoch to avoid nowaday superstitons, limitations and associations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerrCrazi Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 (edited) Granted. You got a brand (old) new Earth. Oh, and some primal tribal cases and wooden canoes as your space center. I wish I could fly the perfect space shuttle. Edited September 5, 2017 by HerrCrazi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted September 5, 2017 Share Posted September 5, 2017 (edited) Granted, but you have to land it without an atmosphere. I wich I understood the answer to life, the universe, and everything. Edited September 5, 2017 by Physics Student Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Granted, but you are unable to tell anyone what you've discovered, as they don't understand, and you are forever alone I wish my brother would stop complaining about how he needs a new computer (hint: mine is older and the battery just went out) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Cochran Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Sorry, gotta do this. Granted, your brother just died. I wish this thread would just end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YNM Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Unfortunately, it's unfortunate. I wish a wish so remote it doesn't matter what it turns out to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 Granted. You find a remote control. I wish for an old grimoire with program sources. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted September 6, 2017 Share Posted September 6, 2017 You become corrupted. I wish for Danny to come back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kermunmus Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Granted, but his videos are now terrible I wish KSP would suddenly sell like Minecraft, so there is a bigger community Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitchgamer12 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 (edited) What in the world is a nooblet, but anyway I'll try this out. Granted, but Kirby gets spontaneously destroyed by something out of nowhere. I wish I was a dubstep artist LOL, I THOUGHT PAGE 6 WAS THE LAST! Granted, but then the developers left the game because they didn't have any ideas left and they had money. I wish I was a dubstep artist Edited September 7, 2017 by Glitchgamer12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Granted. You are now painting dubstep drums for food. I wish Kerbals could build structures like in Minecraft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitchgamer12 Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Granted, but they build wither statues that destroys the entire world. I wish I could make the best sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Granted. All your further life you are trying to make the best sandwich ever, but stay unsatisfied until the very last one, which you have no more time to taste. I wish there were long-range lasers in BDArmory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerrCrazi Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Granted. But they need 100000000 EU/tick. I wish I could be a talented plane designer. (Truely not possible.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeb, The Lonely Kerbonaut Posted September 7, 2017 Share Posted September 7, 2017 Granted. Now you are a talented designer of paper planes. I wish I could go to Duna without problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Granted. You successfully appear on Duna (aka Arrakis) and immediately get captured by a freemen tribe, which is going to extract the water from your body. I wish BDArmory had nuke-powered gamma-lasers, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glitchgamer12 Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Granted, but you couldn't get to them in time because they were considered too OP I wish I could wish the continued wishes of the wish continuum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted September 8, 2017 Share Posted September 8, 2017 Granted! But unfortunately i couldn't quite understand what you meant, so you get an old sandwich and a pat on the back i wish for a zerg drone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Granted. But you neighbor divorced with her petty tyrant and instead adopted a pet tyranid. I have no wish at the moment, because any wish is a way to the realm of Slaanesh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mudkip909 Posted September 9, 2017 Share Posted September 9, 2017 Granted, your wish is a 404 error. I wish for a Nintendo Switch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Granted. You have a complete set of Nintendo switches. Spoiler I wish you'll get the rest parts of Nintendo soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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