Xorth Tanovar Posted October 3, 2017 Share Posted October 3, 2017 Granted, you now have Brains. He just refuses to build you a new Thunderbird... Acorns, I want acorns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JK_Kerbineer Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Granted, you have acorns... Which you are being mauled by a squirrel for. I wish you could send dogs to space in KSP (especially if you could choose your own doggo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 (Supports the previous poster, extending his wish to "any real dog or dogs at you choice, including the neighbor's pack"). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 [ERROR] wishcorruptor.lua: 141: 'grantCorruptWish' attempt to call global 'wish' (a nil value) I wish for immortality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Granted. It's the "George Washington" type of immortality, though, so you died in the 1700s. I wish for a chair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) There you go. I wish I could download mods better. Edited October 6, 2017 by Tux1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 cgi ... like if i time to code that myself ... the share is to op ark ... wich i don't play but this thread is meme Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 Granted. I have no idea what your trying to say. I wish I could set up a relay network around Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 6, 2017 Share Posted October 6, 2017 (edited) well i guess the news has been relayed while some other news not really ... i wish i could know what's everyone gonna do afterward Edited October 6, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 After what? I wish you could speak more clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 ... &&& §§§ is what you get i wish i can wish and find a brain on off butt'on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but the US President can switch it on and off at will. I wish coronation had to do with the sun's corona. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peabody Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but everyone involved goes blind. I wish for a mute button to use on people who talk way too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 Granted, but it makes them sound like dogs. I wish that I could have an infinitely fast computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 9, 2017 Share Posted October 9, 2017 (edited) granted /search galaxy sized computer thread i wish vexx32 and;or/xor/not ubiozur Edited October 9, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Uhhhhh, here, have some logic gates! I wish I could understand WinkAllKerb' clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-STRK Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 You do know, when we grant your wish, we're going to have to rigorously interrogate you to learn your secrets to such understanding. Rigorously. I wish for... a shrubbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 18, 2017 Share Posted October 18, 2017 Granted. You buy Blackberry Keyone and lose it somewhere in shrubs. Now it's Shrubberry. I wish book authors had returned vampires and werewolves to their historically correct places. Werevolves are high (heroes, monarchs), vampires are low (just smart zombies). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Granted. But the very basis of literature is converted to a hierarchical system in which authors must follow a distinct fictional totalitarianism system. Fiction is outlawed in every democratic sovereign country. I wish for a working kspblender so I can 3D print craft files. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Granted. But you need a printer. I wish for a 4D printer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted. It slides entirely out of this plane and you can't reach it anymore. I wish to visit the south pole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted. The Earth rotation gets unstable, and your location becomes the new South Pole. I wish Pria Lavesque had won and enslave those losers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 18 hours ago, 0111narwhalz said: Granted. But you need a printer. Ah! but I have one! I have made the first successful un-corrupted wish in this thread! @kerbiloid Granted. The Orville crashes after they revolt. I wish for 20 empty SD cards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted, but "empty" refers to the available space. I wish for more planets in the Kerbol system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaperAviator Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Granted. They're all unimaginative, grey, dres-style (Not insulting dres) in extremely inclined orbits with no moons. I wish for a bowl of beef ramen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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