kerbiloid Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted, Mr Watney. Your dome leaks, and potatoes get dry. I wish for lunar photovoltaic panels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Granted, but Jeb broke the prototype while somebody shreds the schematics... I wish squad developers would consider: Mr Watney (@Xorth Tanovar) thanks for the flash-dried latkes... Edited December 19, 2017 by KerBlitz Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitalBuzzsaw Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 (edited) Yes, but they also remove Career mode. You can now only play in Sandbox. I wish for a GTX 1080 Ti Edited December 19, 2017 by OrbitalBuzzsaw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted. The charge has been placed on your account. I wish for a 30-hour rotation of the Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted December 19, 2017 Share Posted December 19, 2017 Granted. Now everyone suffers from insomnia I wish for SBURB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Granted. You are now in a null session. Absolutely no one can save you. Have fun! I wish I could be a developer at Microsoft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 20, 2017 Share Posted December 20, 2017 Granted. Then they kick you out after figuring out how you got in, and they knew from the start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Granted. You are in Nailed it!'s null session. I wish for a better forum game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 (edited) Granted. You create new threads in the Forum Games section, up to 9000th. Now you have BFG-9000 better forum game. I wish dysprosium had one valence more. Spoiler (I really don't see what is my freaking business with that dysprosium, and why its current valence number is insufficient for me, so this wish is absolutely selfless). Edited December 23, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nailed it! Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 Granted. You create a compound never seen before and they ALMOST award you with a Nobel prize, only for it to be usurped from your hands by someone's baking soda volcano. You lament 4 life and end up in a madhouse, tied up and muttering "dysprosium, dysprosium, dysprosium..." I wish for doomsday ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 23, 2017 Share Posted December 23, 2017 (edited) Easily. Just give a whole day to them. I wish the wolves were married to wolverines. Edited December 23, 2017 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Then they kill you for doing such a thing. I wish I had the ability to block certain negative threads/comments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Granted. You always have a negative electric charge which causes you to get zapped all the time. I wish for Aurora Borealis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 A close explosion of hypernova grants you Aurora Borealis all day long at any latitude. I wish Moon had better textures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 5 hours ago, kerbiloid said: hypernova A CME would've also done it. Anyway; granted, it now has a resolution of 65536*65536, but noone actually changed the texture to make use of the new resolution. I wish for a pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Granted. Instead of sauce, however, your pizza has dirt mixed with water and red dye. I wish for and and . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 You receive I wish I were done with work for today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Granted. It's midnight, the today is over, and now you are working in the today's tomorrow. I wish to understand why MrCarrot always wants . Is he a nuke-powered robot, and RTG is depleted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Granted. He's read Asimov's "Victory Unintentional" a few too many times. I wish for a GOOD cup of coffee this morning, and not the usual cafeteria swill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 3, 2018 Share Posted January 3, 2018 Granted. Spoiler I delegate my turn to the previous poster, as I can easily predict what he will wish next time... times... well, till the evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 Granted. You become a delegate to the new sovereign nation of Poster. Lose a turn. I wish for a new planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 57 minutes ago, Mrcarrot said: I wish for a new planet. Granted... It's called LV-426... and you have a serious problem... I wish I had a donut... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted January 4, 2018 Share Posted January 4, 2018 3 hours ago, Just Jim said: wish I had a donut... Granted. But it's the one that's been lost under the driver's seat of your car for the past six months! I wish we had snow here. Florida has more snow than northwestern Kentucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Umm... Granted. Spoiler But why?.. I wish we had no snow all the winter, just like right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 I wish the earth was smaller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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