Mrcarrot Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Granted. Estimated date of delivery: 1 eternity from now. I wish Imgur album embeds worked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 Granted. It worked. Now doesn't. I wish to know Honeywell Autocube 8200 price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 ? I wish to play KSP better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Granted. You are in low Mars orbit, sitting in a spaceship. The only thing you have is a notebook with KSP managing your rocket. Just try not to play better. I wish all planets have water for ISRU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux1 Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Granted. But it's, like, Ice-Water and doesn't really work. I wish for all 7 dragon balls to get another wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Granted, but I kill them with my executive powers! I wish to go to space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John FX Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Granted, you suffer explosive decompression from the lack of a suit. I wish to have this wish corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 Granted. Your wish is corrupted, but you no more have it. I wish to subdue my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted February 10, 2018 Share Posted February 10, 2018 (edited) Your wish shows up in the form of the person of your dreams and you take them down with a reverse naked choke hold. I wish my knees were back to normal. Edited February 10, 2018 by LawnDartLeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 ? I wish for more rep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Granted. I liked that wish. I wish his rep went down by one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Not granted. I wish for guess who to stop stalking me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 Not Granted. I wish for three things: That wish granting entities be required th grant wishes in accordance to the wishers intent That numbers of wishes are counted in absolute value 1000 less uncorrupted wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2018 Share Posted February 13, 2018 (edited) Gr... Error 0x0005A54E. Wishes deadlock. I wish the previous two would realize that this subforum doesn't change rep. Upd. Oops. It doesn't change post count, not rep. This mistake was caused by the abnormal wish queue termination caused by the previous poster. Edited February 13, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Granted. They realize it. Immediately after, however, they forget. I wish this wish would be wished on a wish with a wishing sandwich fish wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Granted, somebody wished they had a fish sandwich wish I wish for a ruler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Granted. You are now ruled by a ruthless dictator who enslaves you. He also has an uncanny visual resemblance to the measuring tool. I wish for some s to actually work for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Before they will work for you they demand $15.75 an hour plus 2 weeks vacation. I wish I had half the skills of some of this communities awesome modders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrcarrot Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Granted. You have half the skills of a modder who happens to be an awesome person, but is not great at the modding part. I wish for a powered robot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 (edited) Sadly, little .PNG files of atomic symbols provide little of any power so your robot does not work. I wish I could recite PI in binary to 100 decimal places by memory (... and how can it be a DECIMAL place in BINARY???). (https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1089018/why-cant-decimal-numbers-be-represented-exactly-in-binary) Edited February 14, 2018 by LawnDartLeo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Overgranted. You keep PI in binary to 100 000 decimal places in memory and still adding more. Every time when nurse comes in to replace urinal she hears a binary code mooing. This is the third nurse for this year, they can't stand long. I wish PI was 3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roboslacker Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Granted, everything we know circles is actually a lie to protect us from the uncaring void. I wish for an xbox 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Granted. Since Microsoft hasn't made one yet, we took an XBox (original) and painted it all future-isticly. It also now runs windows XP. Watch out for that legend error. I wish I could find a working windows XP emulator on line which is affordable and not CPU intensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Programming for dummies is $16.30 at Barnes & Noble... so it's cheap, but its gonna take you a while to get it programmed. I wish I had super powers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 14, 2018 Share Posted February 14, 2018 Granted. You get to pick from the list in Incredibly Stupid/Pointless Superpowers. I wish I could function fully with less sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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