0111narwhalz Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted, but you make a really poor choice. I wish for a negentropic cult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted. Your frontal Cortex is removed and given to you, you can put it wherever you want. (This is totally possible btw and will have the desired effect of removing your personality (along with some other unnecessary things like your intellect and creativity)) see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy I wish for longer weekends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klapaucius Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted, alas your boss just changed your hours since the business is now open 7 days a week. I wish they'd stop playing background music in every store, restaurant and public place I go to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted. The silence creeps you out. I wish I got more PMs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted. They are all spam. I wish for a large potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Not granted. Go back to Mars, Watney, everybody got sick of your lovely potatoes. Why we didn't just put one more bag of rations into their ship? (Hm.. But potato is a good idea...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 I whish that phishwhish was a whorrd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted August 5, 2018 Share Posted August 5, 2018 granted. it phreaks ephrebowday out beeecawz it has tewwible shpelling. I want some shonisaurus fillet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Granted. You are a Glitch, so the Fish Phishes Uhp Yer Ihnsihdes. Ih Whish Ih Chould shpell lhihkhe thhissh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted August 6, 2018 Share Posted August 6, 2018 Granted. You are immediately defenestrated. I wish for the teleportation application. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 The teleported malfunctions and the computer melts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 I wish you made a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireKerb Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 You made a wish. I wish I would make a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 Granted. You wished to make a wish. I wish to this wish to be wished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 7, 2018 Share Posted August 7, 2018 6 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You wished to make a wish. I wish to this wish to be wished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted August 8, 2018 Share Posted August 8, 2018 No, I break the soon to be infinite loop. I wish for an ARES L1A1 SLR with a wooden furniture kit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Granted. You get L1A1 carved out of wood. I wish you can press its trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 You Tigger and make Rabbit Angry. I wing for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 You get a wing that has the word 'wish' painted on it. I wish I was hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 9, 2018 Share Posted August 9, 2018 Granted. You faint. I wish to play Pokémon Scratch Version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 you get pokemon vietnamese crystal. https://youtu.be/1sDlqZ2rzVY?t=12m32s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 I wish for this: “You say, that I don’t have an influence? HA! my influence is the primal fear that is inspired in kerbals when they see my mission plans! I have access to the config files of the game. WHOS YOUR GOD NOW?! HAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDZhB Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Granted, you are now Fraston. My condolences. I wish my TV would still be my TV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dogeGAMr Posted August 10, 2018 Share Posted August 10, 2018 Granted but the iPod is broken I wish for my space station not to fall out of the sky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 11, 2018 Share Posted August 11, 2018 Granted. You attach colored balloons filled with hydrogen. I wish for space propellers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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