Confused Scientist Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Your wish is granted. The alignment buttons are now arranged diagonally. I wish for a horror/sci-fi movie where the plot is that any time somebody takes your picture, you turn invisible because the camera stole your light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 granted, you find an 80's rip off of a popular film that has some of the worst dialogue you've ever heard (but honestly that sounds like it could be a pretty cool movie... if it isnt already) i wish hay fever didn't exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 (edited) Granted, now you are allergic to everything except pollen. I wish that @guesswho2778 will change his/her signature. Edited October 31, 2019 by Space Nerd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Space Nerd said: Granted, now you are allergic to everything except pollen. I wish that @guesswho2778 will change his/her signature. Granted. @guesswho2778 replaces the question mark with an exclamation mark. I wish that I could visit the apollo 11 landing site (with a spacesuit) in a spaceX starship and come back to earth unharmed through the entire process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 Unfortunately, doing this with the spacesuit, you are carrying the suit under your arm. Fortunately, you couldn't open the Starship door, so you stay onboard and return alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 10 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Unfortunately, doing this with the spacesuit, you are carrying the suit under your arm. Fortunately, you couldn't open the Starship door, so you stay onboard and return alive. ...So what do you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Unfortunately, depends on who I am. Fortunately, I don't care much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 (edited) Quote Unfortunately, depends on who I am. Fortunately, I don't care much. 20 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Unfortunately, doing this with the spacesuit, you are carrying the suit under your arm. Fortunately, you couldn't open the Starship door, so you stay onboard and return alive. um, what? your supposed to grant my wish and have it horribly corrupted, so that It becomes undesirable , and then make a wish yourself. Edited November 1, 2019 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Unfortunately I'm too much tired right now to understand your post. Fortunately, this is not your last one (I hope). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 39 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Unfortunately I'm too much tired right now to understand your post. Fortunately, this is not your last one (I hope). then go to the first post on this thread and get some sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Granted. You got some sleep. Also, you won 1,000,000$ on the lottery. But you overslept the announcement, so you didn't get the prize. I wish for an object. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Granted. You run a constructor. I wish I had realized earlier that this is the "wish" thread, rather than "fortunately-unfortunately" one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guesswho2778 Posted November 4, 2019 Share Posted November 4, 2019 (edited) @Dirkidirk @Space Nerd wish granted Edited November 4, 2019 by guesswho2778 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Granted. But now you have to restart all the work you've accomplished, since when you mistook this thread for another one. I wish that all 3D models in KSP were replaced with sprites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 9, 2019 Share Posted November 9, 2019 Granted. Now all crafts are made of green plastic bottles. I wish for 7up boosters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 10, 2019 Share Posted November 10, 2019 (edited) Granted, but you will experience fuel shortages, because the crew will use the fuel as provisions. And end up in a solar escape trajectory because of that. I wish i could edit sent eMails and SMS. Edited November 10, 2019 by Overfloater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Granted. but you can only add punc·tu·a·tion marks I wish for a car and a drivers license. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GearsNSuch Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 No problem. Unfortunately, the driver’s license isn’t yours and the car was stolen in a high-profile heist. Say hi to the cops for me. I wish I had an Apple power cord that worked, did not split due to gentle use, and was compatible with the hardware I have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) Granted. The only apple device it works on is a SINGLE wooden, 20 years obsoleted, primitive airpod I wish that I had made a wish in my original draft of this post. Edited November 13, 2019 by Fraston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
έķ νίĻĻάίή Posted November 13, 2019 Share Posted November 13, 2019 Granted, but it’s Opposite Day. I wish that the next person gets terminal cancer and that they can’t corrupt this wish. Good luck XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Too bad. You get terminal cancer, and die knowing that it is impossible to deny someone a corruption of a wish. I wish for green eggs & ham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overfloater Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Granted. You get vegetarian substitutes of eggs and ham. I wish for some non-fecal matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 56 minutes ago, Fraston said: I wish for green eggs & ham Wait. All of them will get green. 27 minutes ago, Overfloater said: I wish for some non-fecal matter. Don't wait. Eat that fresh. *** I wish what I haven't wished before but what I would wish now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 G̶̨̲̹̀ȓ̶̢̜̘̫̰̤̯͗͆̆͌͝a̷͉͒͊͝ņ̶̨̫̳̲̩̄ț̸̛̭͚̓͌̋̌͛ͅe̶͈͈̯̪̞̫̒͛d̴͈̝̹̹͗́́ ̷̞̱̥̖̋͝ẁ̶͍͙͙͋͋̿̌͊̚i̸̟̋́̃̏͌̕s̶̮̉̒̎h̴͉̍̑͊̿̀̊̒ ̷̠̦̓̈̇̐̎͝͝i̵̟̩͓͇̺͚̫̿̚͝͠n̶͓̭͖̋̊c̸͈̰͕̺̞̈́͑̾ę̷̠̼̖̮̓̂̈͗͐̿p̷̬͔̬̜̤̲̌̓̿̔͛̕t̸̩̣̺͑̈̃̅į̶͇͈̾͑ớ̵͉͎̗͒̌̀̎̕n̴̢̨̲̰̝̒͊́̌ ̶̟͖̾̉̎͝͠č̴̪̻̣͕́̔̊̔r̴̡̖̎̓̄ͅȃ̶͍̜̼̥̑̽͜͠s̶̨̮̖̖͇̭̉̈́̿h̸̦͑̇è̷̡̛͈̹̈́́̃͘s̷̬̹̼̘̳̖̆́͗͂̈́̄̓ ̸̟̦͓͙̰̇̄̃́ú̶̲̩̫̰̜̜͗̊̈́͋̌͝n̷͚͉̈́̇̽̿͋͝ȋ̷͙̬̟̫͇̔̌͊̄ͅv̴͈͐͗͊̍̽͠ę̴̬̲̚r̴̤̈́̌̄̀s̷̘̟͓̀̓̓̂͘ȩ̴̬͕̹̦̅͌̓̇̌̏͜ I wish I was an omnipotent eldritch god hellbent on removing all traced of good from the universe instead of being stuck in school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Granted. you can now remove all traces of good in your head, since your conscious is your universe. I wish for dank memes (pronounced 'me''me's) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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