ColdJ Posted August 17 Share Posted August 17 Granted: But it voids the warranty. I wish that I could wish for what I really wish I could wish for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Granted, you can't wish for anything else though. I wish to see the stars in person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Granted. They see you up close. I wish I was valid. 121208222024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 22 Share Posted August 22 Granted: You are a parking ticket. I wish to know how many animal species are on Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Granted: Your head explodes. I wish for empathy to be real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 (edited) granted. it becomes the source of sidetracked thoughts i wish for my existence to make sense to me 022108232024 Edited August 23 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Granted: You've come to realise that helping people rather than trying to control them, makes you happy and content. This gives you a new lease on life, allowing you to feel valid and fulfilled. You go forward, realising that through your existence others can feel good in their existence and in return you feel better in your own. I wish for miracles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 granted. you find that miracles become commonplace. so common they stop being miraculous and are as common as getting a tea or a coffee or a bagel. They lose ALL their specialness. i wish i could just forget myself 023408232024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Granted: You forget what it was you wished for, but find a facinating and new person in the mirror. I wish for tea, coffee and bagels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 granted. you get a bag of tea leaf dust, a bag of unprocessed coffee beans still in their pods, a sack of unmarked flour, you do not know if its all purpose, bread or cake flour, a jug of just enough water, some sesame seeds, sunflower seeds and oats. You find tho, you have no bowls, no oven, just some wood, a stone, some fibrous plant and a stick. i wish to be welcome, to feel valid, to feel like i matter, to feel like i belong, to feel like my companionship is wanted by more than just my cat. 024408232024 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 23 Share Posted August 23 Granted: You suddenly realise that you have cut yourself off from the world by pushing others away and trying to dominate everything. You turn off your phone and computer and go out into the world looking for fellow cat lovers, who can understand you and make you feel better. I wish for a little hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 Granted. After your little bit of hope subsides you are crushed by the remaining hopelessness that was added to balance everthing out. I wish things got better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 Granted: You feel like things only keep getting better, but you want the best, so you wait and wait and wait... I wish I could be a hermit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Granted you are her MIT, whoever is she. I wish the M in MIT was for Miskatonic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Granted: This beat is Miskatronic. I wish to put the Genie back in the bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 The Genie back is already in the bottle. Only the upper part of the torso is outside. I wish for a 4d pyramid in Egypt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Granted: But you drop your Time Die in the sand and can't find it again. I wish for a 1 to 1 scale Sand Castle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 5 Share Posted September 5 Granted. You take sand, add lime, animal glue, and water, and start making sandstone blocks to build the sand castle. I wish they were merging several similarly looking actresses into their average one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 Granted: The resulting mess of body parts curses you just before they die. I wish for something more pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 7 Share Posted September 7 (edited) Granted. You win a special prize, a feud with 200 pleasants. I wish the 007 agent was doing anything except drinking and chicking in his movies. Edited September 7 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 He goes out on his first proper mission and gets shot down. The 007 franchise ends right here. I wish ScaledSpaceDemand.UnloadTextures errors didn't exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 Granted: Textures no longer exist. Everything is vector graphics. I wish for a split screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Granted. Spoiler I wish Mars had three moons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 13 Share Posted September 13 Granted: All the spacesuits are now seethrough and the 3 Astronauts that went there are mooning Mars. I wish for moon fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 The lunar seas are full of fish. Just use a longer fishing rod. I wish the lunar seas had beaches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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