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A few decades in the future of your Space Program, you now have the Internet!


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What are some prominent websites? Try not to just add K to every word.

Here's some websites, and a brief description of what they do. Try not to just describe something as, for instance, "Kerbal version of Google." or "A Social Media Website."

kww.gegemitre.kom: A tool by which you can ask questions or search for any website or link on a website. Pronounced "Gigameter."

kww.ourlog.kom: Kerbals can post pictures of their life, friends, family, vacations, though mostly just pictures of the snacks they're about to eat. Celebrities, Organizations, and other websites also have community pages to Log their news, without interacting with their followers.

kww.seenit.kom/s/kerbalspaceprogram: A website that brings out a community-driven voting system where kerbals can show stuff they've found. Think of it as the opposite of Gegemitre. If Gegemitre is where you find stuff, Seenit is where you post the stuff that you've found. This particular link happens to be the official subseenit of the Space Program. It's mostly full of memes of how the space program can be run in reverse to have a space program with no spaceflight capability, then lands on Duna, the Mun, Minmus, and the does orbital stuff, then has no spaceflight capability. This is because, unfortunately, your space program isn't doing so well. Let's hope you get an increase in funding after this new Capsule Test. ;)

So what do your Kerbins have stored in the servers and satellite networks of the internet?

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kww.9giggle.kom - website full of memes, kerbals anonymously confessing their darkest secrets and asking why it's called "9" giggle

and not exactly a website, but..

kww.humanspaceprogram.kom - website for a game where you can manage your own space program. Made by a small company called "Squadron", features some Kerbal-like squishy beings.

kww.swear.kom / kww.swearforge.kom / kww.humanstuff.kom - Official and unofficial modding repositories for HSP

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That's cheating, because just as all humans are not space fans, it follows that surely not all Kerbals are obsessed with space.

One does not simply walk into the ksp forums and commit blasphemy. To the kraken with ye!

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kww.humanspaceprogram.kom - website for a game where you can manage your own space program. Made by a small company called "Squadron", features some Kerbal-like squishy beings.

I tried playing that game but it was too hardcore for me. I only managed to land on the Mun about 6 times before giving up. Blew up 2 shuttles before giving up, and now my Space Program is horribly underfunded :(

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kwww.kerbalspacekatalogue.kom

The legendary Kerbal-X is on this site if you want to order it...

So it's basically ROKEA.

Please note that hex keys are sold separately.

Anyway there would be YouDock, so kerbals can browse all day long while staring at videos of cats doing stupid stuff at zero G.

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kww.iceberg.kom

Offers a service to remove debris from your vessel's intended flight path. May or may not work. Terms and conditions mandate that if services are to be rendered there must be less escape pods than there are crew and that your vessel must be self-described as "Uncrashable".

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Keach.com

support for all keach products, like the iMak and kPad.

Unrelatedly, some brand and store names in the kerbal universe:

Kerbmart-your general everything store

kerbgreen- a kerbal pharmacy, and where you get to buy green decorative items.

Macey's shipyards and cloth retailers: the finest warships on kerbin, and sell some of the hottest fashions.

McKerman's SRBs and fried Chiken emporium- where jeb buys all his boosters, and the most popular Chiken restaurant in the U.C.K.K!

Cenbucky's Fried Chiken: McKerman's biggest competitor

ROKEA Station parts and Furniture retailers- the best kwedish emporium on kerbin, selling only the finest labs and habitation modules, along with TVs and Kat litter boxes.

Nexter Laboratories- a testing facility experimenting with the nature of kerbals, post apocalyptic response, and maniacal AI that fill the facility with neuropoison the moment it is activated. A game has been made by kerbal game company Hatch called Teleporter, regarding the incident, focusing on a test subject called kerb. Developer of Satnav.

Xacktar Aerospace Corporation (XAC)- a similar place to Nexter laboratories, just with less AI and more crazy line dancing.

Manley Kerman Aerospace corporation- motto: "fly safe!"

ROCKOMAX conglomerate and orange juice factory- the best big large orange tanks, filled with orange juice!

Probodobodyne Probe parts and AI research facility- makes most of the KSA's space probes, and on court for a incident regarding one of their AI probe cores not opening the pod bay doors on a manned Jool mission.

DANNY Contraptions and Kraken worshippers- I don't even

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CHEATS! You just added K to Wikipedia. This doesn't count.

I'd like to help Mr. Duxwing by proposing the idea "Kerbapedia.kom". I would also like to say that there isn't much you can do with such an idea without just adding something onto encyclopedia or adding a -pedia suffix.

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