Empty Mine Shaft

[Wasabi]

You are walking in a mineshaft. However, you don't see anyone working. As you round a corner you spot a notice. It says:

Shaft Abandoned because...

You have to come up with the reason for it being abandoned.

Rules:

Just say why it's abandoned.

Also put a repair notice for the post above you.

Example:

Abandoned because of milk.

Will be repaired as soon as the milkshake company comes.

Edited January 6, 2015 by Vanamonde
Let's not get crazy with font sizes. :D

[megatiger78]

abandoned because this is not technically a game due to lack of interaction.

will be repaired as soon as player interaction is included

[Sampa]

Abandoned because of radioactive Kerbal Corpses.

Will be repaired once we find a way to touch them without dieing.

[FishInferno]

Guys, he said put a repair notice for the most above you.

So my repair notice is: Will be repaired when Hazmat suits arrive.

abandoned due to lack of struts

[Noname117]

Will be repaired in about 2000 years, about the time it will take with the lag to remove the necessary struts from one of Whackjob's old ships.

Abandoned due to ghosts with chainsaws

[Vaporo]

Will be reopened when the Ghostbusters arrive.

Abandoned due to unstable warp core.

[StrandedonEarth]

Shaft will be re-opened (as an open pit) after warp core explodes.

Abandoned due to Creepers, zombies, skeletal archers and bigass spiders

[Dr-Drunk]

Situation will be resolved once Ender Dragon gets hungry.

Mineshaft abandoned due to high levels of Jebediah Kerman.

[Jon144]

Will be reopened once more boosters are added.

Mineshaft abandoned due to high amounts of space-kraken eggs

Edited January 7, 2015 by Jon144

[OdinYggd]

Will be reopened once a qualified exterminator team is found and dispatched.

Mineshaft abandoned due to the presence of explosive gases

[Vaporo]

Will be reopened after next week's Pyromaniacs' Club meeting.

Mine shaft closed due to land mines.

[michaelsteele3]

Abandoned because our miners thought it was too dark and scary.

Dont repair.

[megatiger78]

will be reopened when lights are fitted.

abandoned because of lack of bricktron workers.

[mythbusters844]

Will be reopened after the project manager finds out what brickton workers are.

Mineshaft abandoned due to lack of funds.

[StrandedonEarth]

Catch-22: We can get more funds by finding gold in the abandoned shaft, but it's closed....

Mineshaft closed due to gerbil infestation

[Noname117]

Mineshaft will be reopened when we gather up enough cats. Check back in a few days.

Mineshaft closed due to cat infestation.

Sticky Note attached to sign: do NOT use animals to clean out my mineshaft AGAIN!!!

[Nemrav]

Mineshaft to be re-opened when Shrodingers cat question is solved

Mineshaft abandoned due to Time warpers teleporting inside our stuff and busting it....

[megatiger78]

will be reioend NEVER

mineshaft abandoned due to lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of lack of etc

[Tex]

Abandoned due to reported sightings of Herobrine.

To be repaired when *message ends abruptly*

[megatiger78]

to be reopend when steve dies.

mineshaft abandoned because of bob.

[Dodgey]

To be reopened once Bill arrives.

Mineshaft abandoned due to lack of atmosphere.

[gmpd2000]

Will be repaired as soon as someone drills a hole.

Mineshaft abandoned due to a sudden lack of potato-lettuce powered hybrid rocket drills.

Edited January 15, 2015 by gmpd2000

[PlonioFludrasco]

To be reopened once Potatoroid Redirect Mission comes home, with a huge supply of space-potatoes and a lot of rockets.

Mineshaft closed because of a terrain glitch.

[AbortButton]

To be reopened using a backup save.

Mineshaft closed because of reality failure.

[Deadpangod3]

To be reopened when we managed to close the portal between the minecraftian world and real life.

Mineshaft closed because of lack of diamonds. and maybe minecraft references