UnionPacific1983WP

Really Bad Science Puns!

17 posts in this topic

I've been thinking up a lot of really bad science puns recently, so I decided to make a forum game out of it. Basically, it works like this:

Player 1: <reaction> Why are neutrons always happy? They never get charged for anything.

Player 2: <reaction to the previous post *that conforms to the forum rules*> <next pun>

And so on. 

Rules:

1. Follow the forum rules.

2. Please, treat other puns with respect, at least on the forums, but feel free to cringe in real life :)

Let's begin?

What did the judge say to the ion? Guilty as charged.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

it mostly because without prescience there's no postscience so you can't be proscience without a lot of conscience

What's a gimmick ally ? A shame i K lies

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

POTASIUM 

Do I know any sodium jokes?

1 word. Na.

2 people like this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Well then... 

What do you call a bond between an iron atom and an oxygen atom?

I(r)onic.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted (edited)

Ionic, ironic!

What does a cow say when she's sliding down a hill are at a constant velocity?

Mu!

Edited by cubinator
1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

What the FACTor makes you draw such a conclusion? :)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I am Voronoi'd by the above puns.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I don't get it.

What did the kid say when he learned Oxygen's atomic symbol? O.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted (edited)

The above one is a bit too obvious.

Next pun comes with a pic:

pe5a6kX.jpg

Edited by Dafni
1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I have no words.

I know I told you I had a pun about 0, but... I've got nothing.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I ingested a compound of Silicon, Carbon, and Potassium then fell ill.

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted (edited)

huh? 

What does Potassium say when Sodium Says Na? K. of course

Edited by ccoel

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hey Neptune Can we mine you?

Neptune: Np man I got tons of neptunium. (look it up bottom row of separated elements)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Sigh... so many things to say about Uranus...  and so little time...  ;.;

1 person likes this

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

If there was a pun, I didn't get it.

 

The kid took a test on Fluorine's atomic symbol.

He got an F.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Posted (edited)

Surprised no one said this yet:

Cations are paw-sitive

Edited by qzgy

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 5/5/2017 at 6:35 PM, XLjedi said:

Sigh... so many things to say about Uranus...  and so little time...  ;.;

Here's one.

What is a gas in Uranus' atmosphere?

Ch4!

(Also to the post above, that was a very paw joke.)

Edited by Firemetal

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!


Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.


Sign In Now