Dientus Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 (edited) Thats our "Famous Explorers gone Rogue" soup with a dash of Kerbalism in it. What, you don't like? Waiter! There is an oven mitt in my soup! Edited July 31, 2021 by Dientus ewn agep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Waiter: It is to keep it warm. Customer: Waiter, there is a fin circling the shoal of fish in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Waiter: it's the darwinian special, if you wait too long they will gain intelligence and self-awareness. Customer: Waiter! There is a blue fin in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Waiter: Ahh I see that your soup has gone cold. I will just get you a fresh shark. Customer: Waiter, there is a Sherpa in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Yes, he's going to help you climb that mountain under the surface of the soup. Waiter! There's an U-boat in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Waiter: Don't worry, it is turning around sharply to go the other way. Customer: Waiter, there is a celery canoe following a gravy boat in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 They are just trying to get to the other side. Waiter! There is a doorway in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Whoops, we accidentally dropped the doorway to our storage in your soup. Sorry about that. Waiter! There's a hole in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Yes, it's a swallow nest soup. A swallow hides there, so just swallow. Waiter! Some potatonic mash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Ah yes you ordered the mash soup. Waiter! There’s a kübelwagen in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 You have ordered something with umlauts, so, here you go. Awaiter! Why is this fly raw? I ordered a well-done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Waiter: It's comedy in the raw night and that was the opening act. (boom tish) Customer: There is a quantumn entanglement in my soup connected to that persons soup on the other side of the room. Their spoon keeps popping up at me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerodynamic Kerbal Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Hmmm lemme ask the cook *to cook*: "ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T SHOOT A PORTAL AT THE LATEST TWO SOUPS? YOU DID?" Ahem, Dear costumer, this is a special *gets mad* soup. Waiter! There is an Aerodynamic Bread in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 It splashed from above. Probably, birds... 42 minutes ago, ColdJ said: Customer: There is a quantumn entanglement in my soup connected to that persons soup on the other side of the room. Their spoon keeps popping up at me. Psss!... The beer pipe is entangled to the barrel in the restaurant across the road. Waiter! Is it an octopus? It has just seven tentacles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 You can't see one of them because it is behind his back Waiter! There's a 1940 soviet atlas (as in a map-book) in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Thats just a leftover from the soup wars, I suggest using gps. Waiter, theres a hairy toe in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Waiter: Sorry Sir. That is not the soup, that is the stew. Customer: Waiter, There is a whole bags worth of popping candy in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 You can be absolutely sure that all our personnel washes hands with soap and regularly passes a medical examination. No HPV virus can present in your dish, as well as papies and condies. Hey, Mr. Cook, have you washed your hands today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Yes sir, thats dish water in front of you not soup! Waiter! There's an Audi emblem in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Yes, it's a deer soup. You can find some other radiator fragments, don't worry about it. Why does the road police not fine the deers crossing the road where they want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Waiter: Because they are too busy fining all the chickens. and you are in the wrong thread. C: W, there is a Cartoon Duck in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Is he Donald Duck? Because he's my favorite drawn character. I want his signature. Waiter! My soup is emitting smoke! In fact there's so much of it that i can't see the soup, i can only see the smoke and a bit of the saucer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 That the smokey mountain special, inhale the flavors. 2 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Why does the road police not fine the deers crossing the road where they want? 2 hours ago, ColdJ said: and you are in the wrong thread. Waiter! There are two comedians in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 Waiter: Yes I thought the soup seemed a little funny. C:W, There is an old woman in my soup and she seems to have eaten in this order, a fly, a spider, a mouse, a cat, a dog and a horse. Do you know why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 I do. Our fridge was out of order for three days, so this soup may cause some minor side effects in your mind. Waiter! Was any animal harmed during this burger production? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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