Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[lordpie]

Granted, but it lasts 10 seconds + 1 planck time (the time it takes for light to cross 1 planck meter)

I wish for another galaxy in ksp, even though i can't interplanetary travel yet, yes I know I fail, but I'm close to it.

[The Destroyer]

Granted, but the Kraken's mother lives there.

I wish for the memory leak bug to stop so I can have my mods back

[Crater]

Granted, but the fix for the bug renders all your mods incompatible, also, all your saved craft.

I wish that weekends were longer (and sooner)

[Lunar]

Granted, but the fix for the bug renders all your mods incompatible, also, all your saved craft.

I wish that weekends were longer (and sooner)

Granted, However schools and or work are now every day of the week and 23 hours a day with no pay

I wish i could live in the lunar surface

[zzguy]

Granted, but you have no supply of oxygen.

I wish I was paid $100 an hour for doing nothing.

[Crater]

Granted, but doing nothing takes you no time, so the total you get is $0

I wish I had x-ray vision

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it melts your retinas and you run around screaming, inadvertently destroying the forums server with a comically large inflatable hammer.

I wish that everything was back to normal

(Ah, its good to be back to this thread. Sad that 6 months of posts have been deleted, but we can rebuild! )

[hawkinator]

Granted, but none of your posts are there, only everyone else's

I wish for this to never happen again.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, Timothy "This" Thisinen's life never happens again for a third time, preventing him from ever traveling back in time to collaborate with 2 of his previous selves to create the universes only FTL drive ever. Why did you prevent us from getting this spiffy happenstance hawkinator?

I wish for a flying carpet.

[hawkinator]

Granted, but it runs out of power while flying hovering over a pool of boiling lava and you die.

I wish the TARDIS was real.

[4onen]

Granted, but someone creates an unstable paradox and releases the time gargoyles on everyone!

I wish I could control the propagation of electromagnetic bonds within my body.

(If you don't understand my wish, just think time-control.)

Edited April 19, 2013 by 4onen
Time loops are totally fine! Unstable paradoxes less so.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but you go insane and de-propagate those bonds, atomizing you.

I wish that I could go to the colleges so I can get more of the knowledges.

[bigyihsuan]

Granted, but the college is called "The Institute for Removing All Knowledgez."

I wish for a wish.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, you get a giant WISHbone that falls on top of you and breaks your self esteem spinal region.

I wish that we didn't need to abide by the silly rules of phizeokes.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but we still have to abide by his/her/their/its harsh rules.

I wish for a chair.

Edited April 19, 2013 by Felsmak

[bigyihsuan]

Granted, but it's a cursed chair and curses you when you sit on it.

I wish for a paradoxical paradox that makes my head explode form the extreme thinking rates about thinking about paradoxical paradoxes that make you wish for more paradoxes.

[chobit-389]

Granted, you get (An Original Name)'s

I wish for a reborn Prussia!

[EDIT]: I wish I would stop being post-sniped...

@ Bigyihsuan's wish:

Granted, Pi is EXACTLY 3

I wish, same wish, Preußens Gloria!

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, and it also is animatronic and can hug whoever sits down on it. You think that it is really creepy, but you give it a try anyway. But once you sit down and get hugged, the chair malfunctions and wont retract the arms. You try and get out, but it is a futile effort and you try and scream for help. Oh, and did I mention that you are currently located in a tiny, soundproof log cabin in the middle of a dense Siberian forest, hundreds of miles away from any sort of civilization in the middle of winter? Because that part is pretty important

Edit: I dont even know how I answered Felsmak's wish instead of yours, I wasn't even ninja'd, the posts are 2 hours apart I spent way too much effort on that wish grant to go to waste, so it overrides both of your wish grants . As for your wish, Prussia now exists again, but in reality it is just modern day Russia with the R changed to a P. Anyway...

I wish that there was a mod called JebMech.

Edited April 20, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it creates a giant robot at the KSC that blasts your rockets into oblivion before you can take off.

I wish for a table fan.

[Agent30632]

Granted, but it blew your head off due to undetermined circumstances.

I wish I made a paradox that could kill.

(It's good to be back on this forum, so many memories)

[0jam3290]

Granted, but it kills you, and only you.

I wish that I owned a real B-29 Super Fortress.

[Felsmak]

Granted, but it comes with equally real bombs and you're the one who has to explain why.

I wish for a lawn chair.

Edited April 20, 2013 by Felsmak

[chobit-389]

Granted, but my gramps beats you up for stealing his airshow seat

I wish ducks could speak!

[Felsmak]

Granted, but all they say is racial slurs against humans and other ducks.

I wish for a stool.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but chobit-389's grandpa beats you up again for stealing his new airshow seat.

I wish that Google was actually properly spelled as googol.