vexx32

Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

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Granted, the young generation is ruined and unable to take care of their children and run the world.

I wish for a working, non-lethal Phaser Mk 2

It has no power source included. The power source you need is not available in this age.

I wish for a plane.

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Granted, but you don't. You remain trapped in an eternal state of wanting to wish, but not being able to.

I wish for plane tickets for a return trip to America.

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Granted, but you don't. You remain trapped in an eternal state of wanting to wish, but not being able to.

I wish for plane tickets for a return trip to America.

Granted, as you get off the plain in America you are pulled aside for a 'random' check.

You are seen to enter the security rooms, but not seen to leave. Hours go by, days, weeks, months and years.

Finally late in the 21st century the oppressive American government is overthrown, but sadly it was too late for you having rotted away in a cell to nothing years ago.

I wish my wish was not corrupted as much as Vexx's

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I wish my wish was not corrupted as much as Vexx's

Granted, it's corrupted more.

I wish for it to rain baguettes

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Granted. You are killed by a baguette made from stone as it drops from the sky.

I wish sjwt would kill his dreams instead of mine. ._.

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Granted. He has a dream of you, so he kills you. Then he dreams of your loved ones...

I wish that Eve 6's new songs are as good as their old.

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Granted. You are buried in an immense pile of presents, never to emerge again.

I wish for air.

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I wish Rage would have remembered to make a wish.

Granted, but the wish is for it to be corrupted by someone who isn't Elon Musk.

I wish that Staplers were real.

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Granted. I've got tons of them. Problem is I can't really post them here because there are rules against that.

I wish shasacat was more popular.

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Granted, but now you have to deal with me whining about mod duties :)

I wish thoughts would just pop out of my head and onto the computer

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Granted. You now have to clean your squashed brain off of your computer

I wish that someone who isn't connected to the internet corrupts this wish

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Granted. The shadows in the darkness gather in order to corrupt your soul while you sleep.

I wish for a pineapple.

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