kerbiloid Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 1 hour ago, legoclone09 said: I wish to have a clean computer. Suddenly an unsaid force possesses your body, makes to take a wet cloth and cleans your computer using your arms... 18 minutes ago, Aperture Science said: I wish for cookies. Your browser stores all cookies from all sites, and your system memory gets cooked. I wish they haven't wiped out those small but very useful lakes to the West from KSC (pre 0.25 or so). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 (edited) 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Suddenly an unsaid force possesses your body, makes to take a wet cloth and cleans your computer using your arms... Your browser stores all cookies from all sites, and your system memory gets cooked. I wish they haven't wiped out those small but very useful lakes to the West from KSC (pre 0.25 or so). They lakes are back, but the water in them is the same water from the Admin pool. I wish for a Carrier Vessel Battle Group. Edited September 26, 2016 by TheKosanianMethod They---> the Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njmksr Posted September 26, 2016 Share Posted September 26, 2016 A battlegroup parks itself atop your house. I wish for Spidergoats! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Granted, but they produce so much silk that Earth is quickly covered in a smothering blanket of the stuff. I wish all twisty puzzle solutions could be found in written form. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 3 hours ago, cubinator said: I wish all twisty puzzle solutions could be found in written form. Granted. You know them all and become addicted to write them on paper. I wish Sauron in fact were Gandalf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Granted, but Gandalf is now somebody else. I wish for a small loan of a million dollars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V7 Aerospace Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Wish granted, but you are now destined to build expensive walls on neighbouring borders. I wish for an airworthy Hawker Typhoon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Granted, but you don't have a runway nor a pilot's license. I wish for all the mods that I'm using to be working perfectly when I install them on KSP 1.2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Sorry. This wish is absolutely impossible. Sorry again. I wish there were subsurface ocean on Minmus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Granted. The oceans are made of hydrazine and oxygen and Minmus's surface suddenly likes to spark when touched. I wish for a red, flashing button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Granted, however it's broken. I wish for a wall. It's gonna be yuuuuuuuuuuuge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
njmksr Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 5 hours ago, legoclone09 said: Granted, however it's broken. I wish for a wall. It's gonna be yuuuuuuuuuuuge! Mr. @legoclone09, open this gate! Mr. @legoclone09, tear down this Wall! I wish for a Saturn V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 Granted. You disappear from your current location and a second later find yourself staying on the fifth Saturn satellite. I wish to get a wrench for a Saturn polar hexagon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyNamedAlan Posted September 28, 2016 Share Posted September 28, 2016 (edited) 9 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You disappear from your current location and a second later find yourself staying on the fifth Saturn satellite. I wish to get a wrench for a Saturn polar hexagon. Granted. exept you lost it whilst trying to show it to ur friends i wish i get all the profits ksp gets. Edited September 28, 2016 by TheGuyNamedAlan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 11 hours ago, TheGuyNamedAlan said: Granted. exept you lost it whilst trying to show it to ur friends i wish i get all the profits ksp gets. You break into the Squad office, and steal all money. The next day, the Kommunity forms a huge army, and you are # 1 on the list. I wish for FoxtrotAlpha to have a new article every day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuyNamedAlan Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 14 minutes ago, TheKosanianMethod said: You break into the Squad office, and steal all money. The next day, the Kommunity forms a huge army, and you are # 1 on the list. I wish for FoxtrotAlpha to have a new article every day. granted, except ur wifi and ur mobile data all suddenly goes down. i wish that elon musk's mars theory is tru Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Granted. He accidentally lands on Venus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Granted, but since you didn't wish, this answer doesn't exist, thus creating a paradox. Are you happy now? I wish that we could crack FTL travel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Granted. You broke the FTL drive. I wish for infinite cellular data. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKosanianMethod Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Granted. You drop your phone in acid. I wish for an infinite supply of chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Granted. You crash the global economy by introducing too much cheap chocolate. I wish my physics instructor would use the right words, and stop using the wrong ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 Granted. The subject changes to grammar. I wish for SCIENCE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 (edited) Granted, you get put into a materials bay and sent into Jools atmosphere. SCIENCE! I wish for a dollar. Just a dollar. Edited September 29, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 You get a dollar taken away from you. I wish for a wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flame Cat Posted September 29, 2016 Share Posted September 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, legoclone09 said: You get a dollar taken away from you. I wish for a wish. You get a wish That I steal from you. I wish for nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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