EdFred

I've found that hitting my thumb with a hammer makes me forget all about having a headache.

Pikemen.

How did it hurt anyone? No one lost money. No one was injured, no one lost any property. No one had personal private information divulged. The only thing that got hurt was your pride and ego. Sorry, that's not getting hurt.

You do realize that if you tell someone it is a practical joke, it actually isn't a practical joke. You have to let it simmer, like a good stew. Mmmmmmmm, stew.

No. The best April Fools pranks are started well before April Fools. My best one, I started laying the ground work for it in December.

I laughed. It was humorous. Some people don't like (insert comedian here) but that doesn't mean they aren't telling jokes. I'm still laughing at it. Dark humor, embrace it.

I never said it made me better. But it does make me laugh. It was so over the top, that's what made it funny. Knee jerk reactions by everyone.

That's the spirit! There's no 'law' that says you have to wait for April 1st to play practical jokes. - - - Updated - - - Then they shouldn't comment about it.

Even if it wasn't April Fool's it was so utterly ridiculous. Think about it. This is a forum where we have many, many, under age posters. Do you REALLY think they would tag everyone with age and gender and make this a pedophile's heaven? IT was so absurd, there was no way it was believable. Then again, maybe I've been contacted by Squad to keep playing it off as a joke, when it really isn't.

I don't think you know what a joke actually is then.

Like Bill, you're just upset you got suckered. It's OK. Really. The world won't end. But it will provide me with people like you to laugh at

It was so utterly ridiculous, that yes, you should have. How anyone couldn't have seen it absolutely baffles me. What it does however, is know whose posts to put stock in, in the future, and whose to brush off as rubbish. You're just upset you got suckered as well.

By reading that this will be implemented "a week from Wednesday." I thought KSP'ers were smart? Evidently not as smart as they think themselves to be.

For the record, I am laughing AT most of you.

This was awesome. The most awesome part about it: The amount of dumb displayed by most of the previous posters in this thread. For a bunch of self proclaimed "smart" people, you fell for it hook line and sinker. By they way, I have some oceanfront property in Kansas. Who wants some? It's only $1/hectare.

Except docking will be um...a challenge considering the relative velocities of the two craft.

I suggest toomuchtimeonmyhands

Let me sum it up this way: "Who gives a ...., it's a ....ing game!!!"

When you can pick yourself up by the ankles, you'll be able to use parachutes on the moon.

tl;dr yes.

I have a clock that is similar. It has a 1 RPM motor that drops a stainless steel ball at the top.

Perhaps, but who wants to eat tauza? Everyone loves pizza where z = r, pi * z * z = a

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

It is natural. Or were the ice ages imagined?

Nah, I don't smell like patchouli.