Matuchkin

I really like the idea. I want KSP to be more serious when combined with RSS/RO, so I'd like a mod that replaces kerbals with humans.

Floor 1452 is a room. Just a blank empty room, the size of a closet. You try the door behind you, but the door is replaced with a blank wall.

Oat Simulator: Your dreams of being a plant are now satisfied.

What the hell, 1.2 is out? Did I live under a rock?

You jostle through the monkeys, and head towards floor 1450. You get blocked by a pop-up message that says you need to install the latest version of Adobe Flash Player to view that content. Dammit, guess you're stuck here for now.

I think it is better if communications gets cut even while a manned mission is reentering. I like to perceive that my ships are controlled by autopilot systems instead of the kerbals themselves.

I can't wait,,,

Ha.ha.ha.

It's "Iskra," meaning "spark", not "Kisra"

Make the eyes shoot fire. That'll be the last straw.

For the sake of experiment:

Any plans for a Ticonderoga class cruiser?

YU GIVE ME DE CONTROLZ TO DE SHIP OR I BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF, DO YU HEAR ME?! Abdul! Take de hostages to the cabin and start going thru the cargo while I shut down de main engines! I'll take care of de radar in case the US Navy is around!

Out of everyone, why Kasper? Why?

Two most important equations for beginners- the Vis-Viva equation and the Tsiolkovsky equation. Start from there.

1445: Overtale. Sanity runs after you. 1446: Metatale: Sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after sanity runs after you run after ...

OH DON'T YOU START COMPLAINING ABOUT THE FOOD YOU GET, THINK OF THE POOR KIDS IN AFRICA WOULD THEY COMPLAIN LIKE YOU? Waiter! Michael Phelps is doing laps in my soup!

1. No, I did not see the Berlin wall come down, and I was born right when 9/11 happened (like, right when the south tower was hit. Duuuuuuude...). 2. You know what? I agree with you. 30 years from now, people will treat the beginning of the 21st century as a huge part of space history- the aftermath of the space race. I didn't miss so much after all. I can also tell my grandkids "when I was 5, I used cassete players" and "I lived through the rise and fall of CDs". Then I'll show them the walkman that I have now for some reason.

You open the door to floor 1436, and bump into Stephen Hawking, who twitches his face in slight annoyance as he tries to shimmy by you in his wheelchair. "Excuse me", his computerized voice asks, "do you know the direction to the washroom?"

Floor 1433. Pewdiepie, Winston Churchill, and Richard Lionheart, in modern formal clothing, seem to be having an important meeting. The moment you open the door, they turn their heads towards you. "Ah, we've been waiting for you", says Pewdiepie. "Please sit down", ads Churchill.

I was -47 when the first moon landing happened. I missed every single important world event .

I know, I actually like Windows more than Apple, FYI. But dude seriously? You can get yourself killed like that!

Windows is just an Apple ripoff.

Quick! Somebody come up with a Winston Churchill quote! EDIT: "Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm." "If you're going through hell, keep going." "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."

The way to think of this is that, to survive heat-death, humanity needs to be a perpetual motion machine that uses as much "momentum" as possible, meaning we need to rely on technology that will work by itself with minimal-to-none energy loss. We probably need to start working millions of years before heat-death becomes total, mostly focusing on creating atoms and making machines that could do so. It seems that, if we have atoms, we have the first inklings of hope.