Mad Rocket Scientist

You're right, it looks much better than the old one.

"Hey enzin! Hey enzin! Would you tell me the time? How much longer will it be till we cross that Kerbin SOI? At engine stop would you tell that kaptin to turn on SAS? Or better still, just EVA cause I wanna look around.] Hey enzin! Hey enzin! What time did you say? How much longer will it be till I can see the Munshine? When we hit Minmus will you tell that kaptin to turn off the hibe units? And ask everybody that ain't in hibe to stand right up and yell. Hey enzin! Hey enzin! We're going into kerbol light. This old ship is moving fast, and I have to strain my eyes. But ask that kaptin if he will chilldown LOX please. Cause I see Kerbin floating there and I feel that Kerbol heat. Hey enzin! Hey enzin! Please get my bags for me. I need nobody to tell me now that we're in LKO. Go tell that kaptin to make that lonesome engine roar, we're not so far from home so take it easy on the throttle. Hey enzin! Hey enzin! Please open up the airlock. When the parachutes collapse I'm gonna get off first, cause I can't wait no more. Tell that kaptin I said thanks a lot, and I didn't mind the recycled air. I'm gonna set my feet on Kerbin soil and breathe that Kerbin air."

WHAT!!!!!! Aerospikes with bottom nodes? Now they're way OP.

Ahem. True, I only used it because the reaction wheels would tip it over otherwise, but still.

You're right, and thanks for doing it. Columbia, if you want to do it on the 30th, I'll put your name on the list.

10/10 Still impressive ribbons!

Because that no one knows what's on Mars, but in KSP, that info would quickly become common knowledge.

-18 YESYEYSYESYEYSEYSEYSYEY capsloc

Nice work! Still much better than mine, especially in the tail.

Clearly, experiments are needed to confim the "hitting nuclear bombs with a hammer" thing. I suggest you try it. Far away from me. Really? That's interesting. So the exhaust would be hydrogen fluoride? Which, if it comes into contact with water makes hydrofluoric acid? The MSDS for that stuff includes: True.

Don't forget the model rockets, I've never seen a picture of Wernher von Braun without a model rocket in the background. If you could get Walt Disney to interview you, it would look even more authentic.

Happy birthday!

Hey, thanks for doing this, even after I forgot to PM you. Still looking for maintainers! I won't be able to do it on the next open slot.

3 km.

100/100 Now you have 100 d--ns.

Surely you could pick a better reference than that. So, does it feel different? Is it an entirely different kind of posting? Also, congratulations.

8/10 Funny, it looks fine to me. IE, windows PC.

Hey, this is a great idea! Definitely subscribed. Are you going to do it like SCF, with different maintainers every week, or just you?

3/10 Some kind of a reference to a game release?

That's from the mod Kerbal Engineer Redux

Thanks! Glad to see some more support for this.

I don't see KSP as that, I see it as a pioneer. Maybe not the first, but one of the first in this "sandbox simulation-game" type of game. I don't expect KSP to last forever, nothing does. But I hope that it is the start of a new kind of game, created by small studios, about exploration, not destruction. Where the goals are completely or almost player-defined. Where the obstacles don't feel like the devs are putting walls in front of you, but that the devs are showing you those walls, and giving you ways to climb, not destroy, them

-22 Towards (-100)!

True, but danger is potential harm, not actual harm. Still, though, if it's not used for fuel regularly, then it's not very dangerous.

Nuclear bombs. Nothing can really compete with that.