A man walks into a bar, and is instantly knocked unconscious. It was a metal bar!!! A feminist, a monk, and a horse walk into a bar. Bartender says: "What is this, some kind of joke?" "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow w -MOOOO" "Ma, I miss father!" "Aim more carefully and try again." Sign on a road: Cross road Better humor it What's the difference between a beaver and a hacker? One logs on, the other is on logs. What's the difference between a church bell and a pickpocket? One peals for the steeple, the other steals from the people. I'm done now.