KAL 9000

Well, we ARE having some cryopod issues, but KSC thinks they have a fix. (Side note: there may have been an encounter with the positive-energy Kerbal (forget her name) in @Just Jim's Emiko Station! A ghostly Kerb yelling at two characters on Ovok that "their negative energy was disturbing the monolith" and to leave...) Oh, and don't worry, we'll try to rescue those zombie Kerbs, see if we can cure them (or just bring them to Orbles to get their souls to the proper Spirit World)

Good luck! I don't mean to inquire, but what job do you have currently?

*intro music* Villager #357: Welcome to Villager News! I'm Villager #357 with today's news! *news jingle* Villager #357: A new rail line is being constructed from Paradise to the desert! We asked some server citizens for their opinions: Villager #552: How do you feel about the new desert rail line? @max_creative: Hey I'm on TV! Hi, TV people! Hi, mom! Hi, world! Hi- *cut* Villager #552: How do you feel about the new desert rail line? @Galacticvoyager: I don't care if it doesn't affect my empire. *cut* Villager #357: Citizens like the new rail line! *news jingle* Villager #357: That's all for today! Goodbye! *news jingle* *outro music* *cut*

Quick question: Did the Kerm and Kerbals just decide to help each other out, or did they evolve in symbiosis?

w00t!

Can we get colony parts to fit in the cargo version? Not a suggestion, just asking if it is possible.

But if we create a hivemind of human beings, everyone would lose their individuality and free will... Do we want that?

Rest In Pepperonis, Villager #762 and Villager #294. You will be missed. Funeral service to be held at 6:15 Eastern time at my condo apartment. Anyone wishing to speak about their lives and express their grief and sorrow is welcome.

How about the reentry vehicle being a hypersonic spaceplane, like someone else suggested? It flies to right above your house and paradrops the pizza in a small capsule before returning to orbit for the next delivery. This avoids the problem of property damage by what could be called a "Tasty Kinetic Orbital Bombardment Strike".

The cosplay one.

When you build a working 1:1 scale Starship Enterprise in KSP (and know the blueprints of the actual one by heart). When you dress up as Jeb for Halloween. When you always answer "what day is it" with the correct Stardate.

I just need a lot of villagers for the iron farm!

Chapter 1 Part 3: Rage, rage against the dying of the light The ECS Hope flew through intergalactic space, approaching what was left of the Triangulum Galaxy at a breakneck pace of 1 million c, enabled by its Alcubierre drive. As it entered the galaxy, it dropped out of warp and activated its sensors. "Sir, we've detected a star system. 3 neutron stars orbiting a barycenter, several planets orbiting the system from far away." "Great. Set course for it and prepare the energy collectors and A-Theta device." The A-Theta device was a way to extract enormous amounts of energy from any celestial body, destroying that celestial body in the process. Using advanced technology, it changed exactly half of all a celestial body's subatomic particles into their antimatter equivalents, causing the celestial body to annihilate itself, releasing huge amounts of energy in the process. "Energy collectors deployed, we are in position." "Fire the A-Theta device!" "Yes sir, device is armed. All systems nominal... Firing!" The A-Theta device quickly did its work, and the neutron star vaporized. A miniscule fraction of a second later, a huge shockwave hit the ship. But they were prepared. The ship's shielding systems activated, the shockwave only knocking out all equipment on the ship instead of destroying it. Luckily, the energy collectors were very heavily shielded, and still absorbed the energy to be later used for the wormhole and "nugget" compression. As the engineers brought systems back online, the warp drive and reactor were repaired and the ship set a course for home, to come back later after dropping off the energy. A similar scene played out all through the Local Group, and the energy rose and rose... End of Chapter 1

Payload development is going smoothly for the Saturn probe. I think the major moon landers will be separate spacecraft from the orbiter. Hopefully they are finished in time for the Saturn transfer window!

T- 4 days to launch, what's the Twitch URL for it?

Cap'n Kuzz, of Emiko Station fame! I've had a Bobson. Lowest Courage value I've ever seen.

New pages!

Just finished this, and it is amazing!

"We've got data from KSC. Trajectory looks good, we look OK for trans-Sarnus injection." "Thank you, Joefrey. Halfrunt, orient us and arm the LV-Ns." "Done, sir. I am also activating RCS." "We're at the . Halfrunt, now!" "Yes sir!" " complete, throttling down. LV-Ns to SAFE mode." "We're on the way to Sarnus!"

If someone can build an underground train line to a flat coastal area, I will build a space center there!

Aliens.

How did you make this?

By the way, here is what the page title means: So! And my only adapter, too!

And I do like your old profile picture better, @Just Jim.

Bop? But... The Kraken will EAT THEM ALIVE!!! Oh, I know how to stop that... EDGAS!?!?