Delfinus

GPS:DolphinDude3 #1:-136743.59:14683.37:-177822.55: (Space Engineers coordinates.)

Oh hey, this is an intere.... OH MY FUDGE, COMIC SANS!

3/10 Creepy.

Banned for being a Eukaryote.

Banned for posting the 15th post on page 672 of this thread.

7/10 It'd be almost impossible to sleep, everyone would be tired and incapable of doing much. I secretly implant a device into all gamers that kills them if their character in a game dies...

I clicked the link, couldn't bear to watch for more than 1/10th of a second, too... much... stupid... I just quickly paused it, disliked it, gave the KSP'ers fighting back in the comments section some likes, and then got the fudge outta there. Seriously, how can somebody be so stupid? I mean, c'mon, everyone knows SpaceX was actually created to promote KSP. (That last part was a joke by the way, the rest is serious though.)

You need to be more careful when de-orbiting your spacecraft, imagine how much it's gonna cost to fix the roof! Waiter, Jool is in my soup!

10/10 Unlimited Possibilities. I teleport everyone to Venus.

... Located on a slope, with the bowling pins uphill of the bowlers. The rocket test site is...

While passing through the wormhole between your position and mine I notice a side route to the next poster, I go through it and and exit the wormhole flying at orbital speed towards the next poster.

Then an asteroid exploded violently, right above the Space Center, creating extremely massive amounts of damage that would most likely cost at least 10 billion snacks to repair. In order to _________ Jeb, Bill, and Bob ________ across _____ to ______.

Alpha Centauri.

Banned for being a Eukaryote.

Granted, but for some reason every attempt to give it to the public fails, but everyone else knows you have it and is angry at you for not giving them the cure. I wish I wasn't addicted to Stellaris.

Nope, will not press that button. Press this button, and there's a 50% chance in the next 5 years we'll make contact with a peaceful, advanced alien species who will help us go Interstellar, but also a 50% chance we'll instead make contact with a harsh, warlike, alien dictatorship who will invade Earth...

Granted, reading the KSP forums, replying to your post, being yelled at by one of my friends to install DMP, and planning to play Stellaris in a few minutes. But you never learn what someone is doing again! I wish it hadn't taken me 5 minutes to think of a way to corrupt @max_creative's wish.

Known for being Under Jool's clouds...

The remaining humans go to the remains of NASA, and launch a mission to redirect several asteroids towards Earth to destroy the Illuminati, destroying them aswell as all life on Earth. Time to start over!

Elara.

Banned for being in a specific ocean, but not saying which one.

Sedna.

Granted, but everyone else becomes a long sleeper and not much is ever done, as people spend most of the day sleeping. I wish for a Laythe Colony.

10/10 OH FUDGE PLEASE NO. Add fuel to the Dres flame war...