StupidAndy

granted, but on the first mission, you hit your great-grandfather off a cliff and he dies, and you never exist i wish for this thread to be 536 pages

all advertisement is destroyed nobody's ads

banned being grammatical wrong bad because you not use full sentence, acronyms

nantucket

gets bigger VAB inserts a burrito

so i got this from something i forgot, if i remember, i'll say, but i cant so the rules are simple, you take the words of the person above you, and change all the words to synonyms, except for kerbal, which has no synonyms in the english language so heres a example: excellent superb those are only one word ones, but you can do sentences, like kerbal is awesome, but if you cant find a synonym for a word like kerbal, then just leave it i'll start pie is good, so i eat it for dessert, but not for dinner, because that would be strange

granted, but nobody cares, well thats already happening... i wish that i had a coding class

Toronto

no, you may not keep it, i dropped it in there to kill you! waiter theres a dog toy in my soup! oh yeah, also, ATP or adenosine triphosphate is just cell fuel! nothing deadly! yeah I'm in the middle of biology

banned for being the 299,792,460th post on this forum

granted, but all of the guitars in the world suddenly disappear why did it take me so long to write guitar? and find out he spelt it above? i wish for a wish that will allow me to wish for more wishes that allow the people of earth to wish for more wishes and wish for a wish

i use every singe stupid idea every kerbal player has ever thought of, strap them to a 7Km long pole full of sepatrons, and fire at the hill my hill

well, due to our 2nd amendment, it is allowed to be yours! waiter! theres some Adenosine Triphosphate in my soup!

name it angry cat and make a living off internet memes from it! waiter! my soups in my soup!

i became our only president that was a pig, Abe-a-ham Lincoln my freed slaves

granted, but when you do, doctor who suddenly gets canceled, and then your sonic screwdriver suddenly goes at mach speeds and hits you in the head, now you have a hole in your head, and to make matters worse, the daleks have come to invade us all of that and i dont know a thing about doctor who? waw i wish my school didn't have a -100 IQ average, and everyone played KSP, and we didn't get in trouble for going on the KSP wiki, because its EDUCATIONAL but noooo! they'd rather have us learn about some dumb person who did something and the dynamics of poetry! WHY DON'T WE HAVE A AVIONICS CLASS?!!??!?!?! WHYYYYYYYY!!

banned for saying ban too many times IM A HIPPOCRITE!

banned for liking the venturestar whats a venturestar?

Pluto doesn't exsist science is fake science is terrible and nobody cares about it these are all the things i hear in my -100 IQ school EVERY SINGLE DAY anyone want to switch?

boom

explosion

-34 + huh? i can't english today

what about the great and powerful mighty god of all brass instruments, greatest instrument of all time, saves kittens from trees in its spare time, but has little because its so awesome... THE TUBA!!!

year 66 BK: the war on snacks raises to a dangerous point, resulting in the development on nuclear bombs

i imagine a universe where theres nothing because it already had the big crunch