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Kernel Kraken

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  1. The only place I've ever received any negative feedback is in CS:GO matchmaking. If you've ever seen any of my YouTube videos you'd know that I have a very high- pitched voice and people online generally think that young people are trash. Well, this young person just carried the entire team.
  2. I haven't seen much hatsile stuff here. There's no subforum related to hats.
  3. Hello? Is this 911? Yes, I'd like to report a stolen vehicle with the liscense plate number STS93...
  4. In a Kraken over Sea window. It is spaghettifed and destroyed. I want a never ending supply of bacon.
  5. I use the huge armored suit from BF1 because according to the game it can take a tank shell. I storm the hill.
  6. I attack a machine to your orbital space station and start firing. The recoil almost shakes it apart due to the lack of gravity to absorb force.
  7. This is bordering on Ken M- level trolling and I applaud you, sir.
  8. Then we can put it in forum games or a private chat.
  9. Halfling rogue, level 1. I gotta find the character sheet, but I know it has like +7 stealth and not much else going for it. It's a bit OP for getting past enemies but all the other stats are trash.
  10. The man who carries the title of "Jebediah Kerman" is one of the oldest and best kerbonauts, because he had participated in the rescue mission that was required because of a robot malware test on the munar surface.
  11. I played it a few times last year during lunch hour. A friend bought a starter kit and we never got to finish. Eventually he just stopped bringing it. What if we made a thread for a forum wide game of DnD? That'd be cool.
  12. 4/10, the 'Add K to every word' joke is like repeatedly shooting a dead horse with an A-10 Warthog.
  13. 42: A copy of The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
  14. The corporation had originally decided that a preliminary restructuring of it's assets would have to be rescheduled in order for it to be on time. New sentence done.
  15. I clone Joey Chestnut a few thousand times then make all of the Joey's eat the hill planet. After they all burst from over eating, I storm the mound of Joey and put a small hill on top of them.
  16. There once was a man from Kentucky, Who was really quite very lucky, He won the lottery and got into pottery And bought a horse named Bucky.
  17. *Bang, Bang Bang* Hey, look! I found a cookie next to @The Minmus DerpDerp's body! Sweet!
  18. Kinda. And I'm probably gonna use Linux for gaming and I want a good drive for that.
  19. To be completely honest, your grammar is better than most English speakers. The only problem is you need to put the ' between the n and the t, like Aren't.
  20. How didly- do- ya! Welcome to the most non- toxic place on the netweb!
  21. Once we built 13 giant flying space boats named after the big gas sky ball with rings that were the biggest sky ring gass ball rockets we've built. The Giant space boats were the only boats to put humans after space stations. The corporation had originally decided that the preliminary restructuring of it's many assets would need to be rescheduled to meet deadlines.
  22. I clicked the 'I a not a robot' authentication box.
  23. Chilled helical intercept cross en route to Kerbin.. CHICKEN.
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