First order of business! If it's Jeb, distract him with the trampoline in our back yard. He'll think its some kind of anti gravioli generator. If it's bill, show him the Lego Mindstorms robotics sets. For Bob, my gaming PC. that'll keep them distracted while I post the pictures to this thread, YouTube, and the KSP Wiki. I'd tell squad, and bring in a team of squad devs and scientists and people who speak backwards Spanish to communicate. Then I'd have to pull ET style stunts to get the government not to kill them. Then I'd bring them wherever I went. Mabye as friends, mabye for the lolz. It would be AWESOME.