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Kernel Kraken

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  1. (Mind blown up all over screen) wait... Did the singularity suck them back in time before the space program? Cause if there were tons of chemical rocket launches, kerbin's atmosphere would be pretty messed up and beachfront property would probably be crowded with buildings... (Brain splatters all over the room)
  2. Being Craigslist, gently used meant drained of fuel and burned slightly during re entry. Previous tenants clean.
  3. Nope. Not even gonna @guesswho2778 is gonna post.
  4. Doesn't that just create a 3rd 'phantom' falcon between your eyes?
  5. Granted. You now have spider's senses. It came with the 2 cm body, 8 legs, and a brain to small to write on the forums. You are now a spider. I wish that all spiders were teleported to Alpha Centauri B's core.
  6. Oh... I thought this was a challenge. Ok then! Might want to enter. Looks fun!
  7. That's a bit cheating... When you play GMod to make your KSP rockets in different physics.
  8. Kernel Kraken

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    Baaaa ha ha ha ha AAA! *Maniacal Screaming* Uh... ASCII goat pic? Erm... / / (\/_//`) / '/ BAAHH 0 0 \ / \ / __/ \ /, _/ \ \_ `-./ ) | ~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\~. ( / \_} | / | ; | \ / \/ ,/ \ | / /~~|~|~~~~~~|~|\ | / / | | | | `\ \ / / | | | | \ \ / ( | | | | \ \ jgs /,_) /__) /__) /,_/ '''''"""""'''""""""'''""""""''"""""''''
  9. RUD'd... On your one submission only Livestream challenge. You now have failed the challenge and earned the ridicule of the fandom. thanks
  10. Did they sell you something like several human populations of knives? Did I mention the clone vaults are inaccessible, and are buried, only able to get out from the inside through teleporter, and each one build out of graphene and carbon nanotubes, and rigged with a nuclear self destruct option if any one of them are breached? Bring it on.
  11. Hey! Yeah? Bill Bob, New York Times? Yeah. Ask away. So, why did you crash the probe into Jupiter? Wouldn't it be Cooley if you landed it to take pictures? Or made a Jupiter rover?
  12. Remember my clones? Yeah. Clone. Also a clone. Held in hundreds of secret bases and more (mentally retarded [medical term, not insult] ones that can't think or be used) in decoy bases! BWAHAHAHAHA!
  13. I blast the other cookie with a thermobaric bomb. Hehehehehe.....
  14. Oh, ok then! For that I use the radial decoupler attached to sepeartrons. Separatrons make awesome ammo.
  15. No. Nutrinos. And ambient radiation. Back in my day North Korea tested nukes!
  16. V Is not my favourite letter
  17. Granted. It's conductive wax and your soldering iron catches it on fire, ruining your project. I wish my KSP wasn't sitting uninstalled on the steam cloud.
  18. Holy Spider-eyed awesomeness that is the cutest spider I've ever seen. I meant the more 'horrifyingly disgusting and devil- like' type of arachnid devil bugs. I'd kinda like that as a pet. Wait crap... This is a complaining thread.. um... Uh... Trump is stupid for not giving MOAR funding to NASA?
  19. You Don't murder all of the giant devil bugs you find? Really? Wow...
  20. Granted. Now everyone uses a flaming Fox's paw on their mouse to manipulate Internet Explorer. I wish my hamster could sing GOOD AC/DC.
  21. How did you get it to fly? All my big ones exploded... With autostrut mods. The massive wing's lift actually ripped the wings off the fuselage. Just... How!?
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