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Kernel Kraken

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  1. I give up, then shoot you both, in a private room, so you have no way to steal the cookie, then take it. Mine.
  2. I steal the cookie. Mineminemine minemine!
  3. I yell, "Screw all these other people, I say! I'm making my own hill Today!" Then Kraken travelled to the arctic, using several dam -busting nuclear missiles arranged in formation to push up soil and ice to make a new hill. "I have created my very own hill!", he said. "Now as a guard I hire my friend bill! He has a watchtower in a little machine gun armed mill!" My slightly irradiated, guarded by bill, hill. Ya gotta admit, that was pretty clever.
  4. That (Fire -filled memes? Really? Fine.....) (The memes had a family! Memes that had a family)
  5. While it is drying I send in a spy to steal it and set inside of a cookie jar, surrounded by lasers, surrounded by a tank of Architeuthis Dux, floating above jeb's rocket testing range. My cookie. Mine.
  6. NYET COMRADE. @TheMadKraken2297 ______________________________________ Correct. @Dundun65C
  7. ... which is in the middle of a field, which is in the middle of a meta- field, which... The building is a 1,000,000,000 story space elevator...
  8. 89: get ticked off 'cause someone stabbed you in the eye with a flag. *Ahem* *ahem*
  9. I navigate my way through a series of puzzles and mazes involving quantum physics, destroy the computer, the eat the cookie. Try stealing it without anything gross now!
  10. Hl3 confirmed: there are 3 solid objects: crowbar, 2, and HL logo. 3 sides make a triangle. Triangles are one side less then squares. Squares have 4 sides. Headcrabs have 4 legs. 4 minus one equals... Half Life three. I've never played Half Life.
  11. Back in MY day Formula One turned to Hybrid cars!
  12. I fly my (Tron) Recognizer (the original ones) to your house and capture you, using the cookie as a light disk. Boom.
  13. Banned for saying banned for reason under someone who complained about my banning region.
  14. Frame 4: Black Hat Guy walks into frame, starts shooting Rob with sodium pellets Rob: What the he- (black hat guy shoots Meg, then the snow) (Frame transitions to people freaking out in a control room)
  15. for I in range(9001) print(This may or not be a spambot, and may crash your PC I feel your running MS_Dos on a potato.) #Pterodactyls. #I love how simple python is!
  16. 2062, you enter a room full of Ketchapp Devs making a terrible 2048 sequel called 2062.
  17. Goat bleats boot, McDonald's eating mormons bloopers.
  18. Back in my day, we actually had to LOOK STUFF UP on google instead of asking Siri!
  19. *drop on rollercoaster* Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Woo Hooooooo!
  20. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE. Mainly the two groups distinctions on the differences on 'geek' and 'nerd'.
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