I yell, "Screw all these other people, I say! I'm making my own hill Today!" Then Kraken travelled to the arctic, using several dam -busting nuclear missiles arranged in formation to push up soil and ice to make a new hill. "I have created my very own hill!", he said. "Now as a guard I hire my friend bill! He has a watchtower in a little machine gun armed mill!"
My slightly irradiated, guarded by bill, hill.
Ya gotta admit, that was pretty clever.