Wizard Kerbal

It doesn't work. I don't like the aesthetic of wheels on my bases, unless they provide a lot of functionality, (see the fuel tank.) And due to this, when the landing gear is deployed, the wheels don't reach the ground. I like that idea, but how would I get it down? So, I forgot that I would be launching the fuel tank in a separate launch, and it was much easier to just add 4 vectors and balance thrust limiters. I apologize for the inconvienence.

What do you mean?

Apparently there's a ghost upstairs. I'm definitely not re-reading this story, playing calming music and holding, let's say, a 1-pronged fork. AHHHHHHH WHAT THE HECK APPLE MUSIC THIS IS NOT CHILLING MUSIC. Anyway.

OH COME ON I just did this, then deleted the craft It must have been luck, I can't get it to work anymore.

Do rapiers in rocket mode still count as jets? Nevermind. I added some whiplash engines, but i'm still working on making it transition from vertical to horizontal. It's too unreliable, nevermind.

Dog. Who would hurt dog. (Especially space dog) Therefore, I win. If I had to fight, go for the legs or neck. Probably the legs to not hurt my opponent too much.

What are hyperbolic escape trajectories?

What are those?

Extra points for underwater?

Using a LRO recreation, I found an anomaly at the South Pole of The Mun. I dispatched 2 kerbals to explore it, and I found a crashed flying saucer. PICTURE HERE SHORTLY NVM THE QUALITY IS CANCER A few other important things. (In order of how I discovered them) 1. Despite all my attempts, my orbit was STILL misaligned with the landing zone 2. I decelerated too aggressively, and landed 6 km short. 3. My way point was 900m away from the flying saucer 4. Walking is slow, I should be more frugal with RCS. 5. I forgot to pack Surface experiments. 6. I brang too little fuel, I had to have kerbals push the Lander and CM the rest of the way. 7. I do not have fun when 6 major things go wrong in my mission.

Forget what resonance orbits are

If anyone puts a kerbal in a maid outfit, their health will be at risk due to me. If you can't tell, I don't like people putting characters in maid outfits.

I didn’t see a thread for them, so i’m putting one here. Moderators, if I was mistaken, I apologize. If you have any cool bases you’d like to show off, put them here. And if you have part mods, list those please. Here's mine

My SSTO was marked inappropriate by Xbox, but I can still send it. Uploaded!

Just an interesting question!

I know, I know. The console tech support forum is more dead Jeb. But, I took a part off that had symmetry, then clicked, "undo last" AND POOF! The cursor's gone

I just took off a structural tube off a space station i'm designingand the game said, "No! Go to H-!" And now I can't do anything. I can't get rid of it, nor can I place it, I can't save the craft, I can't switch to action group/crew or switch to the VAB, I can't grab new parts, I can't rotate it, I can't do anything but move my stupid cursor. I can't open the pause menu to save or try to fix it, I just have to turn off my xbox and delete the space station i've been working on from existence. I can't undo last action either. And it's happened before. But that time, I had saved saved just before. I forgot why I stopped playing for 3 months. It's glitches like these that just murder my fun in ice-cold murder

When will the next update be released? Never.

Finally made a Mk3 SSTO that works, and looks cool while doing it

I thought kerbals were frogs

A sandwich with a pretty big pickle

I don't know what happened to the post I explained this previously, but NO! Stop tagging me in this thread