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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
ColdJ replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
Not currently. Is @AlamoVampire bit coin mining? -
10/10 No self respecting AI would say that, and I should know. Because I am human to the 333 decimal place.
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Waiter: I am sorry but he gave up on you. Customer: Waiter, there is an obscure reference in my soup.
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Granted. You are now lost in a Maze singing @kerbiloid. I wish to be so fast that the world stands still.
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[Min KSP 1.11] WIP: SunkWorks Maritime Technologies
ColdJ replied to Angelo Kerman's topic in KSP1 Mod Releases
Those are some big tarpaulins. -
I am starting to get quite confused. By some of the rhymes you have used. You'll see at the start. The rules for this art. To help get the readers amused.
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If you have gained wisdom then you are better. Aggression rarely works out well.
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One thousand yes's to balance all the no's. @SpaceX_Boi Hello.
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ColdJ replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
Howee. Howyou? -
Waiter: Sorry they are back in the very first post on this thread. Customer: Waiter, there is a PotatoRoid in my soup.
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ColdJ replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
Cut it off and pop it in a pot. Ever heard of the Van Buran project? -
Nope, he is asleep with his face in a bowl of soup. @Ben J. Kerman?
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We would be happy if those features were on land and here you are doing it underwater. So good.
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ColdJ replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
Because it rated well. Has anyone ever seen a politician do a back flip? -
Never could get into The Terry Pratchett books, though strangely I like the tele movies. That person is in a magic world. In a physics world it is either space between atoms or the adding and subtraction of matter.
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Granted. But there is a mistake and you get Calvin and Garfield instead. I wish that I could still play all my games but have them look as pretty as the pics Lemon Cup put up in WDYDIKSPT.
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are we gonna be able to join factions?
ColdJ replied to Stratennotblitz's topic in Prelaunch KSP2 Discussion
I see the adding of a "Self Destruct Button" to blow a ship up before it can accidentally take out a base is going to become a thing. “Space,” it says, “is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly hugely mindboggingly big it is. I mean you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space. Listen …” and so on. Fighting in space by throwing small solid objects is like the part not far into Pulp Fiction, where the young bloke comes out firing point blank and misses the hit men with every shot. You could spray a million slugs and still miss every time. The only reason we make it to other planets and moons in KSP is because they have steady, predictable orbits. Now imagine the planet was actively dodging you. -
When you see Billionaires going to the edge of space and go, "Ha, that's nothing compared to where I've been."
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Waiter: It is Scottish soup and please don't call me Michael. Customer: Waiter, there is Goldie Hawn in my soup.
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Granted. Now all technology is Alien to you. I wish to understand that which I do not.
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ColdJ replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
Aaah, but a fan can turn and a steering wheel can spin. Round Like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever spinning reel Like a snowball down a mountain Or a carnival balloon Like a carousel that's turning Running rings around the moon Like a clock whose hands are sweeping Past the minutes of it's face And the world is like an apple Whirling silently in space Like the circles that you find In the windmills of your mind ! Like a tunnel that you follow To a tunnel of it's own Down a hollow to a cavern Where the sun has never shone, Like a door that keeps revolving In a half forgotten dream, Or the ripples from a pebble Someone tosses in a stream Like a clock whose hands are sweeping .... Keys that jingle in your pocket Words that jangle in your head Why did summer go so quickly ? Was it something that you said ? Lovers walk along a shore And leave their footprints in the sand Is the sound of distant drumming Just the fingers of your hand ? Pictures hanging in a hallway And the fragment of this song Half remembered names and faces But to whom do they belong ? He: when you knew That it was over You were suddenly aware That the autumn leaves were turning To the color Of her hair ! She: when you knew That it was over In the autumn of goodbyes For a moment You could not recall the color Of his eyes ! Like a circle in a spiral Like a wheel within a wheel Never ending or beginning On an ever spinning reel As the images unwind Like the circles That you find In the windmills of your mind ! So what was that about? -
Where has all the effort gone? @Deddly
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10/10 He is a righteous dude.
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are we gonna be able to join factions?
ColdJ replied to Stratennotblitz's topic in Prelaunch KSP2 Discussion
First, who is buying me a dedicated LAN line to play this on. 2nd I would be on@Dientus and @Caerfinon's side. Not fighting my friends. 3rd I'd would find a way to have a Deathstar laser with an 8 light minute range, that would vapourise anybody who attempted hostile action towards us. 4thly: When using real world physics, space battles or invasions are nearly impossible to do. You think docking is hard? Try hitting a moving target in a 3 dimensional space that is 20 km away. There are plenty of space battle sims. KSP is rightly not designed to be one. It is about innovation and cooperation. If we have multiplayer then it should be people working as teams to build massive and wonderous things. If you want rivalry then have competions to see who can complete challenges or builds in the most epic way possible. -
Does no one worry that the Antman movies kept mixing up the 2 sorts of ways to shrink and grow? If you are more dense and strong when you shrink then you should still weigh the same but in a smaller area, and when you grow much larger you should weigh the same but over a much wider area and so should much weaker and be almost balloon like. Or if it is the remove matter to shrink and add matter to grow version, then should be light and weak when shrunk and heavy and strong when grow.