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I only have one question for stoke. Wen Hop?
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Yes
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I am waiting on @Nazalassa to come
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[Forum Game] One word to describe the avatar above you.
Royalswissarmyknife replied to ping111's topic in Forum Games!
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The never-ending word-editing experiment
Royalswissarmyknife replied to Deddly's topic in Forum Games!
Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark, as the team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage against its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector shared his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local ice cream-pizza-pinball-chicken-applesauce-candy-methalox-whole_pineapple-drywall parlour and asked for some funds from the waiter, who choked on the pinball release-lever, tilting the machine over. "Funds!" he exclaimed flabbergastedly," you want my FUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING!" "WHY I OUGHTA..." the waiter fumed indignantly as he gasped for air, collapsing while clutching his ukulele. "Oh crud," he wheezed into a squeezebox, which inflated to the size of a prize-winning pumpkin. "A prize", said Starhawk, "is worth funds." Tiredly, the waiter raised a kickstarter campaign to capture the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun, and a plan was beginning to form in his mind. He imagined a B.O.B (Battle of the Bands) in which Jeb, for marketing purposes, screamed an Electric-Guitar intro of "Let's go Crazy". The monster, however, preferred jazz piano, and tried to eat them, but a rogue hard disk formatted the simulated soft-serve ice-cream, instantly replacing people with other ice-cream-flavoured people, that tasted like Minmus. "Yuck" said the Imposter, "this paragraph is getting way too long (paraphrased into a paradox, maybe we should go back in time), why not stop it right now?" However, by traveling back before it starts back then, Nazalassa made a discovery about the wiggly tentacles that play the piano for fun, that shocked the entire Kerbal literary audience. Sentence building is mandatory practice for someone who wants fun to do karate that is cursed because it changed the kerbal race for the worse because they caused Geonovast to become Kspbutitscursed and kerb24. And that was horrible because all he could make were bad space flight alternate history's that were very very very cursed Because Take-Two made it and they caused lag. that caused CobaltWolf to make another magnometer to cause Kspbutitscursed to kill royalswissarmyknife and blow up a FAA headquarters. -
Really Really Really Tall Building
Royalswissarmyknife replied to The Jedi Master's topic in Forum Games!
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
Royalswissarmyknife replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
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Man I hope @Nazalassa likes all of this pings tommorow
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
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Royalswissarmyknife replied to The Jedi Master's topic in Forum Games!
Floor 3417: While you are on your way to Floor 3417 you start considering what you have been seeing up until this point as soon as you start to question aloud the nature of this insanity. a deep voice says DO NOT! You hear metal scraping and buckling and debris falling. You faint and wake up in a hall way that seems to go on forever Eventually after walking for a long enough time you smell popcorn coming from one of the rooms . you open the door and end up in floor 3418 with no way back to floor 3417. -
Nope but I am still waiting for @kspbutitscursed
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
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What is the user above you known for?
Royalswissarmyknife replied to UnionPacific1983WP's topic in Forum Games!
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
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"There is no Stupid Idea there is only Ambition or No Ambition" -Me when making my Jool V
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Yeah wheres @kspbutitscursed
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[Forum Game] One word to describe the avatar above you.
Royalswissarmyknife replied to ping111's topic in Forum Games!
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
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Not to my knowledge TUBM has too many mods for there own good
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