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KSP2 EA now on sale for 20% off?!....
Royalswissarmyknife replied to DrDrizzyT's topic in KSP2 Discussion
I dont feel scammed either even if I did it would just be 10$. its not like I just got scammed out of my life's savings by some random guy. -
When Science is out I will finally be happy with Ksp-2. Until then lets stay on the hype train!
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totm nov 2023 SpaceX Discussion Thread
Royalswissarmyknife replied to Skylon's topic in Science & Spaceflight
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One sentence you could say to annoy an entire fan base?
Royalswissarmyknife replied to Fr8monkey's topic in Forum Games!
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
Royalswissarmyknife replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
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totm nov 2023 SpaceX Discussion Thread
Royalswissarmyknife replied to Skylon's topic in Science & Spaceflight
When I thought Starship couldn't carry more Guess I was wrong -
Will there be a New Docking Port to match the new Soyuz Model?
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The never-ending word-editing experiment
Royalswissarmyknife replied to Deddly's topic in Forum Games!
Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark, as the team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage against its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector shared his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local ice cream-pizza-pinball-chicken-applesauce-candy-methalox-whole_pineapple-drywall parlour and asked for some funds from the waiter, who choked on the pinball release-lever, tilting the machine over. "Funds!" he exclaimed flabbergastedly," you want my FUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING!" "WHY I OUGHTA..." the waiter fumed indignantly as he gasped for air, collapsing while clutching his ukulele. "Oh crud," he wheezed into a squeezebox, which inflated to the size of a prize-winning pumpkin. "A prize", said Starhawk, "is worth funds." Tiredly, the waiter raised a kickstarter campaign to capture the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun, and a plan was beginning to form in his mind. He imagined a B.O.B (Battle of the Bands) in which Jeb, for marketing purposes, screamed an Electric-Guitar intro of "Let's go Crazy". The monster, however, preferred jazz piano, and tried to eat them, but a rogue hard disk formatted the simulated soft-serve ice-cream, instantly replacing people with other ice-cream-flavoured people, that tasted like Minmus. "Yuck" said the Imposter, "this paragraph is getting way too long (paraphrased into a paradox, maybe we should go back in time), why not stop it right now?" However, by traveling back before it starts back then, Nazalassa made a discovery about the wiggly tentacles that play the piano for fun, that shocked the entire Kerbal literary audience. Sentence building is mandatory practice for someone who wants fun and do karate; that is cursed because it changed the kerbal race for the worse because they caused Geonovast to become Kspbutitscursed and kerb24. And that was horrible because all he could make were bad space flight alternate history's that were very very very cursed, because Take-Two made it and they caused lag. This caused CobaltWolf to make another magnometer to cause Kspbutitscursed to kill royalswissarmyknife and blow up a FAA headquarters. Meanwhile, the paragraph exploded and nuked the pad it was written on and caused a fire that caused a cake to grow up and live as a muffin and destroy the world and annihilate lies that caused the entire kerbal race to go back in time and -
The never-ending word-editing experiment
Royalswissarmyknife replied to Deddly's topic in Forum Games!
Geonovast became afraid. He expected the safety inspector to appear before dark, as the team thought that massive boosters might counter the lack of struts on Kerbin. The mission would gradually devolve into reaction wheels, something literally revolutionary to Kerbalkind. How extraordinary that is, considering the effort required to make big ol' pitch forks and feather dusters with large torches, and wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. Exactly one week later, the inspector woke to find a great disturbance in the force - a PowerPoint presentation. The horror of it overcame him with great quantum superlinearecitation. A Massive vortex opened to reveal a terrifying cake-producing monster. The inspector immediately panicked and reached for his pogo-stick, deftly bouncing off the bed that he was floating on down the Nile and into the grasp of Curveball-Anders who spontaneously barfed. Rutabaga, meanwhile, emerged in the river of dreams. Snark saw Kerbiloid and thought, is that Adsii? What strange and bizarre manifestations appear when Aerodynamic Kerbal suffers from a ColdJ virus. Deddly, Vanamonde and TakeTwo ninja'd the cake as Admiral-Fluffy forlornly tried to soak a stolen dry bagel in lox. The cake-producing monster began slithering towards the first person to run a bakery in the best area of Dakota. Competition wasn't anything the monster felt like wasting time on. However, the mountain of cake was devoured by the kraken, leaving a steaming pile of useless debris. Boris (the monster) started a clearance war while Adsii cleaned his plate with an explosion of flavour that could've potentially rivaled the famed Tibetan chocolate croissant. Meanwhile 18watt, Nazalassa and Starhawk were hatching a plan to take over Minmus with an icecream van. Scoops of Minmuscream were flung in every possible direction, while Vanamonde insisted on waffle-cone diplomacy complete with toppings and spoons. The outcome of the event was uncertain; the icecream was completely consumed by Gargamel and the cones became crushed from lack of enthusiasm by the moderators. The inspector later wrote a scathing report; despite having no memory of previous events, it was imaginative and entertaining in its depiction of strange hallucinations and bizarre potatoes. He was deliberately throwing doubt across the entire Kerbol system as to what had happened, so more inspectors arrived to grab a bunch of managers to remove the sting of the report. However, before they were ready for publishing, the Kraken released a piece of artwork based on macaroni cheese to surpass the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun. This caused a hyperbolic frenzy in publishing the report, resulting in an outrage against its writers, who then asked, "Where are the snacks?" Boris suddenly saw an opportunity to sell copious amounts of Snacks. Hot cupcakes sold like hotcakes and cold cake sold like cold cream cups (which are good for puffy eyes). But something unexpected did occur: the inspector shared his lunch and threw a party for everyone, although Geonovast excluded Gargamel. Curveball-Anders took everyone to the local ice cream-pizza-pinball-chicken-applesauce-candy-methalox-whole_pineapple-drywall parlour and asked for some funds from the waiter, who choked on the pinball release-lever, tilting the machine over. "Funds!" he exclaimed flabbergastedly," you want my FUNDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "HOW DARE YOU EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING!" "WHY I OUGHTA..." the waiter fumed indignantly as he gasped for air, collapsing while clutching his ukulele. "Oh crud," he wheezed into a squeezebox, which inflated to the size of a prize-winning pumpkin. "A prize", said Starhawk, "is worth funds." Tiredly, the waiter raised a kickstarter campaign to capture the wiggly tentacles playing the piano for fun, and a plan was beginning to form in his mind. He imagined a B.O.B (Battle of the Bands) in which Jeb, for marketing purposes, screamed an Electric-Guitar intro of "Let's go Crazy". The monster, however, preferred jazz piano, and tried to eat them, but a rogue hard disk formatted the simulated soft-serve ice-cream, instantly replacing people with other ice-cream-flavoured people, that tasted like Minmus. "Yuck" said the Imposter, "this paragraph is getting way too long (paraphrased into a paradox, maybe we should go back in time), why not stop it right now?" However, by traveling back before it starts back then, Nazalassa made a discovery about the wiggly tentacles that play the piano for fun, that shocked the entire Kerbal literary audience. Sentence building is mandatory practice for someone who wants fun and do karate; that is cursed because it changed the kerbal race for the worse because they caused Geonovast to become Kspbutitscursed and kerb24. And that was horrible because all he could make were bad space flight alternate history's that were very very very cursed, because Take-Two made it and they caused lag. This caused CobaltWolf to make another magnometer to cause Kspbutitscursed to kill royalswissarmyknife and blow up a FAA headquarters. Meanwhile, the paragraph exploded and nuked the pad it was written on and caused a fire that caused a cake to grow up and live as a muffin and destroy the world and annihilate lies that -
Really Really Really Tall Building
Royalswissarmyknife replied to The Jedi Master's topic in Forum Games!
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KSP2 EA now on sale for 20% off?!....
Royalswissarmyknife replied to DrDrizzyT's topic in KSP2 Discussion
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Release KSP2 Release Notes - Update v0.1.3.0
Royalswissarmyknife replied to Intercept Games's topic in KSP2 Dev Updates
Getting 10-12 Fps with a 317 Part Craft Please note though that it feels faster then 10-12 Fps and that there is some small part count vessels in the area -
Release KSP2 Release Notes - Update v0.1.3.0
Royalswissarmyknife replied to Intercept Games's topic in KSP2 Dev Updates
I'm getting a minimum of 90 and a max of 100 Fps while flying around the KSC with a 94 part plane this update is great haven't even tried the new parts yet -
The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
Royalswissarmyknife replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
Looks like its over... N 66- 29,771 replies
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Today I Planned out the way Im going to land on the Mun in JNSQ
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Saturn V but without the Delta V
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
Royalswissarmyknife replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
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Should we create a KerbalGeoFiction site?
Royalswissarmyknife replied to MedwedianPresident's topic in KSP Fan Works
im guessing no as the last post was from 4-5 years ago