Kerbalsaurus

I’m afraid you may be a little bit off. @2009Tartigrade?

Welcome to KSP (or KSP 2)! I still have yet to reach 20!

JEB'S LOG: KERBIN DATE: YEAR 176, DAY 118 Whoa, it's been a long time hasn't it? I haven't updated my log, since I've been busy exploring! ...You're not buying it? Ugh, fine, I lost my log. But, in the time its been gone, I've discovered many things. New environments, what they're used for, and why they're used. So far, I've discovered three new areas. Here is what is called "the bathroom". Or as I call it, "the Stinkroom". Behind me appears to be an object that looks like my fellow pilots. This appears to be the room where Humans go to expel waste. Similar to us Kerbals. WARNING: Wait thirty minutes to enter after large hairy man enters. Here I am in the lounging area, or "Family Room". Here is where the main inhabitants of this area sit back to do a favorite past time of theirs... gaming! In here specifically appears to be a "Nintendo Switch". And it's an interesting device. I decided to try my hand at a game. Long story short, I am not what one would call, "a gamer". Next up is what I would proclaim to be my natural habitat: the room I've decided to live in! Mostly because of one detail: Wonder if they'll let me have some... I have managed to log into the KSP's terminal. It appears my disappearance hasn't gone on noticed.

I was on the home screen of KSP, and didn't realize how realistic I made Kerbin. I don't have any realistic visual mods, like volumetric clouds, AVP, or Scatterer. I only have SVE and EVE BoulderCo installed. But yeah, Kerbin looks extremely realistic. Eat your heart out, KSP 2!

Oh, I have several different stories built up for the Secret Space Program. No spoilers, though . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ JEBINI 5: YEAR 1, DAY 380 Home away from home... Crew: Stamon, Jully Kermes Station with Minmus in the background. As the Jebini program keep braking records left and right, Beyond sets out to break another record with it. A 2 month mission in orbit. This may be pushing the limit of the space station. However, Kerbals are also very resilient. But, the space station's definitely going to be cramped for the next 2 months. Good luck, Stamon and Jully. Oh yeah, I did not get any pictures of the launch . F1 key got stuck.

Oh dear… You already know what part it is (the whole song is really good though).

The games quite self explanatory. Forum signature. Rate it. You can start with mine. Rating system: 1-10 system

Did anybody say bridge? I made it under, than hit the building right in front of the bridge. But, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

The Duna system has been conquered! Jeb and Val... again. Wait, what?!

In my attempts to reach every planet in the Kerbol System, in an all stock save called "Kerbal Space Program" (I know, very creative), I've made it to Duna! Jeb and Val take in the sights of Duna. I've also placed flags on both the Mun and Minmus. Next stop, [REDACTED]! Or Ike.

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Oh, I have to do the sky thing in KSP 1 just to get 60 FPS. I can't imagine how painful it'd be for me to do that in KSP 2.

THE SECRET SPACE PROGRAM: YEAR 1, DAY [[///*^%# Crew: Joemon Kerman Hello? Is anybody there? Wait, you can see this? That's amazing! I can't tell you who I am, for fear the UKA will stake me out and execute me, to make sure that this secret stays secret. What secret exactly? That Kerbin's government has been running a space program behind the scenes. Why do you think one picture form KerbSat 2 was confiscated? Because the picture showed something that would petrify the public. A mysterious space craft crashed right into Kerbin's north pole. It's nothing like the spacecraft that Beyond has used. It has a saucer-esque shape, and is crashed in a 45o angle, indicating it came from the sky. Maybe even space. However, this isn;t the scariest thing discovered. they've also discovered a ghost satellite. It's a very new satellite, and it's currently transmitting data to unknown location. The Secret Space Program, as I will call it from now on, is launching a space craft called [̶̧̢͈͖̰͉͇̝͗̔̐̈́̔̓̑̓͋̒̿́̓̓͝[̷̛̰̩̞̼̏͂̔͌̇̌̆͆͜͠]̵̺͙̣̳͉̺͎̝͉̹̞̟̪̬̙̓̄͛̆̇̒́̋̚͝\̸̿̋̍͒̋͌́͌͝͝ͅ*̵̨͕͔̯͙̰̗͉͓͕͓̀͆̈̐̋̑̎%̷͇̖̙̦͖̹̯͉̒͐%̸̺͕̖̩̺̱͙͖̊̓̏̍̉̿̚͝#̵̛̥̘͇͙̞̫̦̬͓̏͑̽̉̌̀͋̃̃̕͝ͅ@̸̲̟̰̟̳͉̜̔̈́́̏͊!̶̧̰̟̜̱̭̣͈͖͙͍́͋̽ͅ. Oops, the computer glitched out there. The spacecraft launched from the Dessert Launch Site, a facility far from civilization, hidden by mountains. The spacecraft launched is a very small spacecraft, holding one Kerbal. It'll rendezvous with the satellite. Joemon goes high into the sky. Orbit achieved. Joemon Kerman proceed to Rendezvous with the mysterious satellite. He also picks up signals with the equipment he turned on. The satellite appears to be called the Copernicus Interstellar Observation Probe, or CIOP. It's transmitting signals straight to a star system around thirty light years from here. Except, the signals are overclocked, somehow moving faster than the speed of light. It's transmitting pictures. Joemon is warned to avoid any cameras on board at all costs. Well whoever sent probably knows were here, they probably don't know we can travel to space. "I'm approaching the satellite. It has an emblem on it! It says... NASA. What on Kerbin is 'NASA'? I found out where the camera is, I'll try to get a picture of it. Carefully, though. For those wondering, Joemon made back home safely, and undetected.

Core i3 processor, Core i3 UHD Graphics Card, and 8 GB of RAM. FPS for the main menu is 45 FPS. I'm terribly sorry for forcing KSP 2 upon you, laptop.

The menu music is driving me MAD! I have stared at a screaming Kerbal for too long. I probably have to update things on my computer, but I'm not quite sure about what it can handle. My computer running this game I realllllly want to play this game, I just have to have the hardware to play it.

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JEBINI 4 CREW RETURN: YEAR 1, DAY 368 Get the donuts ready, we're coming home! The crew of Kermes Station ready themselves to go home, carrying what Scott Manley would call a "Variable Bounty of Science". For around a one week period, the station will remain uninhabited by Kerbals. Maugan and Albert wave goodbye to the station, and fire their engines retrograde to head home. De-orbit burn. Mission success! Maugan and Albert have returned back home, safe and sound. They say that their time onboard the space station was very enjoyable, but they would like a little bit more privacy than they had. It was rather uncomfortable to use the bathroom, considering the bathroom was in the same room as the habitat. Nothing we can do about it, but it's good information to have for another space station.

Why are you just jumping ship on KSP 1? It’s still a perfectly fine game you can play. It’s not like all of our computers are just automatically uninstalling it today. I get it, KSP 2’s brand new and shiny, but still. You can still play both games. KSP 1 can still live on.

I refuse! A game that's been around as long as KSP 2 can't die!

KERBSAT 3: YEAR 1, DAY 356 Don't tell me there's more... The next goal of the KerbSat program is to launch up a satellite into a tundra orbit, or a diagonal orbit. This will help us cover just a little bit more ground of Kerbin to finally get a full map of Kerbin, and get just a tiny bit more scientific data for scientists and a little bit more money for Beyond. KerbSat 3 will be launched from LC-29B, as the launchpad is also built in a 45o angle. Munrise over the Northern Region.

KERBSAT 2: YEAR 1, DAY 341 For science! (and money)... To aid in the research of out home world, Kerbsat 2 readies itself for launch from Beyond's new space center: the Tundra Space Center (TSC)! The goal will be to launch into a low polar orbit, which the TSC's launch pads are positioned perfectly to do so. A strange request has come from the United Kerbin Administration, though. They want to scan for surface anomalies. Why would the government be interested in surface anomalies? Well, we can have conspiracy time later. It's time to launch! Kerbsat 2 in LKO A successful launch! Kerbsat 2 sends back fantastic pictures of Kerbin. However, one picture was confiscated. A picture of a certain location in the arktik (Kerbal arctic). We don't know what it was a picture of, but the UKA was very interested. More importantly though, KerbSat has picked up very important information of nor-easters, which frequently attack the Amaccacan region. Ḩ̷̡̞̘̠̖̹̪̫̹̳̭̯̮͐̉͌̅̏̎̔̂͛̋̃͑͜͝͝e̶͔̫̥̮͉͋̓̋̐̑͋̏̔̅̿̅̓̈̿̕l̵̢̮̼̣̞̯͔̈́͌̀͝ļ̵̻͚͉̺͙͍͍͇̹̮͔̈̋̾̂͒͗͝ơ̶̧͇̤͔̮͎͕̼̳̞̽͌́͒͋̇̌́̏̇͌͘͘?̵̼͓̪̮̄͆̀̆͑͊̾̑́̐̇̓̈͘͠ ̸̛̺̙̼̲̝̱̟̱͓̉͛̃̾́̀C̶̢͈̮̳̟̝̳͋̕ã̴͍̍̀̍͌̽̿̿̈́̅̅͐͠ņ̶̛̼̙̲̪̰͓̠͖̩̥̠̺̥̓̽̈́̈́̿͆̕͠ ̵̡̧̮̳̜̮̼̻̝̀̅̓̎͋͂̆͛̓͜ͅa̴̜͈̥̪̰̰̱͈̰͖̦͆̇́͘͝n̸͉͍̽͛̉͆̃̓̄́̎̉͠͝y̷̧̨̨̰̠̞̤̠̘͕͕͇̪̞̰̆͋͘ǒ̵̢̪̥̻̦̗̪͇̺͓̟̰̋̋̓͂͒̋̇͛͑́̇̀̄̚ͅn̴̨͚͔̬͈̺̱̔̍͊͜͜͝ĕ̶̫̹̹̰̥̣̞̻͍̒̒̂̒̀̔̅̉̕͜͝ ̴̧̟̰͚̰͖̺̻͓̝̺̻̑̊̈̈́͛̀͌͋́̾̀̈͘ẖ̷͖̲̔̅̀̽͑̇̆͂̀̑̆̚e̵̛̻̹̭̜͉̠̥͖͖̙͕͇̺͛̈́́̇̀͌̂͋̒̌̕ã̴̧͙̪̒̈́̿́́̽̉̔̍̈́͗̕ŗ̴̨̲̗̦̤͙̘̩̞̻̼̳̻̌͐̾͛̈͠ ̴̹̯͙̊̾̒̓̍̉͑̅̈́͆̅m̴̘̼̄͐͐͘͠͝ȅ̸̻̅́̉͆̍̀͋̅̂͑̈́̊̄̎?̶̢̘̱͇̟̲̖̩̗̰̘̣͖͚͂͑͘ͅ ̷̭̳̘̤̺̾͗͊̿̕͘ͅT̴̡̡̼͇̦͍̳̥̦̱͈̥̔̊͋͗̀͌̇͜͜h̷͚̭̥̎̅̀̆́̉͒̃̂͛̎͝͝e̶̻̮̟͇͙̘̼̹͛͒͗͒̈̾̍̈̅́̄̂͜r̷̼̻̐̇͒́̃̅͘͠è̴̠͔̘̭̩̼̥͖̺̉̅̆̅̃̂̈́ ̷̡͖͎̳̻̘̻̌͌̏̅̉̽̅͌̍̋̑a̷̡̛̺͍̰̳̲̅͆̍̾͗̀́̐̋̑ͅr̶̢̙̫͖̪̯͍͈͍̖̦̖̤̾̑̿ē̸̯̐̍̌̈́̑͆̀̔̈́ ̷̡̨͇̹̮͎̭̆̊͊͌̾̔̀̀̕̕s̵̮̟̠̞͂̑̿͐̑̃́͛̉͜͝e̷͖̖̹̟͗ͅc̴͙̺̝̫͖̗̹̱̤̆̀̽́͠ͅr̶̡̨͔͎̬̝͇̙͕͖̹̜̻͌̔̈́̉͆͗͘͜ȩ̵͕̯͚̝̘̫͍̗͍̬́͋̃t̷̝̬͔̻̱̿̎͗̑̄͜͝s̴̡̨̡̨͙̞̫͕̹̬̠̟̘̱͕̅̈́́̾̾͆̓̉͘ ̴̛͕̘͇̽̓̈̆͌̃̏̇́͝͝t̶̜̰̖̭̹̜͍̟͓͋̅̓̍̓̀̎ơ̴͔̳͙͎̳̫̖̳͙̪̳̊̇́̑̒̊͊̇̋͆̕ ̶̝͊̅̽̃̈́̃̂̾̍́͗̃͆̚͠b̸̛̥̺̙̝̟̠̱̹̰͓͇̥̰̪̿̆̿͌̽͛̚͝ę̵͇̯̱̮̠̙͇͐͗̓̑̄̽̈́̾́͑̈́͆ͅ ̶̧̨͔͔̣̞̠̱̳͍̔̿̿̈́̑͐̿̂͘͝͝ͅt̷̛͎̭̫͇̫̭͉̤̙̄̓̓͗́͛̈́̄̑͊̚ŏ̴̢̨̡̯̘̹̞͕͔͖̲̱̘͝ḽ̷̢̱̹̜̰̘͈͖͈̺̫̀̓̎̊̈͆̅͑̎̋͘d̷̡̢̘̲̤̘̘͈̮͓͍̩̙͖̕͝.̸͍̜̖̤̅̔̈̇̄͑́̚̕ ̴͔̰̦͚̰̣̳̝̹̭͓͈̘̂̑̋͂̓̽̿̽͌̉͜ͅT̶͈̞̩́̈́̈́͋̋͐̆̏̎̇͠ḩ̶̡̱̞̮͚̻̎̍̏́̾̔̽̎̀͗̽̕͝͝ę̵̡̳͙͓̥͔̰̯̺̌̄͐̈́̅͐̈́̏ ̸͍͈̦̖͇̺͕̜̺͊̑͘͜p̵͎͓̳̯͍̲̣͙͕͋̌̉̆͝͝ů̷̢̡̼̹͙̳̤̤̺͕̯͉̟̒̎̓͜͜b̸̹̎͊̏̌ĺ̴̨̨̡̢̤̜̗͓̪͖̱̓͐̏̏͜͝i̵͈̭͖̾̊̾̑̊̑̌̏̎͝ç̶̨̧̨̧̛̭̻̯͔͆̈́͛͜ ̶̨̼̟̖̱̰̺̯̤̤̗̖̠̂͛̎͝͝m̵̤͇͙̩̗̱̓̿͐̉̑́̈u̷̡̨̼̫̗͍̪̣̽̽̓͗̀̇̄̂̾̄̾̈̕͘͜ś̸̢̡̧̫̯̘͔̼̰̪̠̄̓̔̈́̒̆̾͂̕͝͝t̷̺͉͚̣̻͓̂̐́̊̋͛̈́̒̉͝ ̶̧̧̡̞͕͎̫̳͍̭̱̯̎̆̾̈̿͠k̵̡̗̝̪̮͈͔̜̭̟̣̓̆̅̆n̴̨͔͚͈̻̠̗̬͉̈́̊̑́̈́͑̑̑̑̂̃̓̍̕̚͜o̴̢̧̰͚͓͍̺̳̊̿́͆̀͘͜ͅw̸̏̋́͐̐̒͗̄̆̇͊͘͜!̶̝̯̖̘̮̩͇͚͚̤̠̭̰̀͑̂͛̌̀́͗͋̆̊̄̆́͘

I’m excited for everything! New parts, new planets, colonization. It’s adding everything KSP 1 didn’t have!

What I’m afraid of is the roadmap. They are releasing the game buggy and incomplete, or early access. The roadmap is them promising all of these updates. Yet, we have no information for a rough release date (what month, year, or month/year).