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Floor 4425: The Fungle map from Among Us. You play one round as crewmate before being ejected into the next floor.
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What is your most facepalm-worthy moment regarding KSP?
TwoCalories replied to MaverickSawyer's topic in KSP1 Discussion
I've had quite a few. On my first Mun landing the way back in 2022, I sent a supply lander with BG Expansion surface equipment and a small LRV-like rover. I landed it, then I landed the crew with an Apollo-style lander. I landed several kilometers past it. *facepalm* That was the second robotic lander, actually. The first landed on a slope, the second was that one, and the third was sent after the crew landed and it landed a kilometer away. It worked out fine, though, until I realized when it was time to head back to the CSM, I realized the RCS had drained the monopropellant and left not enough Delta-V in the Puff engines. *facepalm* I was tired so I just cheated to orbit. So that Mun landing technically wasn't legitimate but whatever. *** Almost two years later, I'm doing my first career mode Mun landing for my mission report, The Sky is Not the Limit. I'm doing the Apollo 11 thing where they kind of hover over the area until they find a suitable landing zone. I know where because I have the KER impact marker, that also shows how flat somewhere is based on how clipped into the terrain the marker is. I find a good landing zone and ease in... and then the engines ran out of fuel. I only had to do a quick F9, but still. *facepalm* *** Three months later, I'm sending a complex mission to Minmus. I have a prepositioned lander and hab module in LKO and I sent the crew in a CSM. They light the engine attached to the hab and off to Minmus. The flight goes smoothly, and I prepare for Minmus circularization... but then I didn't check my Delta-V and it turns out I didn't have enough. *facepalm* I desperately tried to save the mission and use the lander's engine (which was way overbuilt since this entire ship was mostly designed for the Mun) to burn back to Kerbin, Apollo 13 style. But the game screwed me over, because I planned the maneuver as far away as possible for efficiency, which the game told me was still in Kerbin's SOI. But nope, I just zoomed out into Kerbolar orbit for some reason. Again, I just F9'd, but that was almost three hours down the drain. *facepalm* -
LETS COUNT! (Lets see if we can reach 100,000 Posts!)
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*Several hours and a corrupted PC later* "You're telling me this has been here the whole time." Doing on-street parking with your brand-new car and then hearing an action-movie car chase coming. Well, those Lockheed Martin engineers in 1998 would like to object...
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
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I played some good 'ol Among Us today. The new map "The Fungle" just dropped, so I had a few fun rounds. The new tasks and environment were tons of fun, and I even got impostor a couple times. I lost though. Trying to lay low as impostor. Unlocking (more like unblocking because we're removing mushrooms) the doors. Reassembling an artifact. Roasting those marshmallows. Emergency meeting! *Zipline going up intensifies* The new eject animation. It's like a Viking funeral, except the person who's ejected is alive when it happens. A bit brutal.
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
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Everyone swarms the cute cat in the tie, and the pizza is left out until it gets cold, and someone throws it out. @Deddly wins again! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!
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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.
TwoCalories replied to FlamedSteak's topic in Forum Games!
"Unfortunately, during a routine operation, the Canadarm 2 started stretching and bending wildly, smashing into several delicate ISS components, before detaching from its mounting base and flying off into space. Readouts show that it is currently leaving the solar system." -
Floor 4423: An empty white void, with only the staircase that you used and a half-eaten granola bar.
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"Metric? Whose flag is on the Moon?" Losing a freaking F-35 fighter jet.
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
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I booted up KSP2 for the first time in a while, and I flew a rocket I had built prior to the patch. It flew... weirdly. It refused to yaw left, and just kind of tipped over. I reverted flight to try out a different vessel, and the vessels were all... gone. It's weird, really. I started up my main save and I got the opening cinematic again, which was odd, because I had the save for months. Then the rocket I flew, which was presumably just autosaved, was waiting in the VAB. I don't have enough info to make a Bug Report unfortunately. I don't want to open up my other save to try and reproduce it, though, because my first Mun landing is in that save and I kind of want to save it to look back on. Has anyone else encountered this?
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I do actually shade my drawings, but that much just, I feel like, smears all over the unshaded parts. When I color in large parts of space, I prefer to do it with a gray colored pencil instead. Also, colored pencils are my favored coloring tool. Markers just bleed through everything, and crayons have super inconsistent coloring, get dull in five seconds, and if you want to do fine detailing, you may as well forget about it.
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Great job! The last one is quite nationalist, but still neat. When I draw, I never shade in the void of space, mostly because it's a lot of work, but also because of the pencil smearing on my hands, on the drawing, etc.
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I love the new Kerbals! The devs were very successful in making them feel so much more alive. They have cute facial expressions, new haircuts, and they blink now!
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Must. Add. MOAR! Waiter, my soup does not exist.
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
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That is true, but associating experiments with science would make things too slow, in my opinion. Maybe there's some kind of balance, like timed science from Kerbalism. With that, you can only do certain experiments in certain situations due to time constraints. For example, doing Mystery Goo or Material Studies when Jool-dipping will be impossible/difficult, because they take 10-20 minutes to complete.
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The Mongol Empire is dazzled by the adorable-ness of Sojourner. @Kimera Industries wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
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