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7/10 I see you in Mission Reports and Forum Games occassionally.
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Guess the type of rocket infront of you! (Baced on profile pic)
TwoCalories replied to Sky Kerman's topic in Forum Games!
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LETS COUNT! (Lets see if we can reach 100,000 Posts!)
TwoCalories replied to Dr. Kerbal's topic in Forum Games!
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"Why should I listen to the control tower anyway?" Flying on an Sukhoi Superjet.
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- according to all known laws of aviation; there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee; of course; flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible
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- according to all known laws of aviation; there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee; of course; flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible
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- do i need a life?
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When you understand the science in Insterstellar before they explain it.
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Jar-Jar Kerman was preparing the Ranger-1 for launch. The Ranger-1 was an unmanned test mission for an experimental spacecraft. But as they performed the final tasks, Jar-Jar tripped and got locked inside the craft. He was stuck inside as the rocket launched into space. Jar-Jar panicked and started trying to bring the ship down. Unfortunately, he accidentally bumped into the wrong switch, which powered down the spacecraft, sending Jar-Jar to his doom. Case Kerman - Didn't have time for caution.
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Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!
TwoCalories replied to vexx32's topic in Forum Games!
Granted, but the rotors cut Harry's fingers off, and he can no longer hold a wand. I wish for a suit of Katarn-Class commando armor. (Star Wars) -
Clone Commando UrBAN Fighter from Battlefront 2 has come to enforce your ban.
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
Oh... sorry. I'll have to pay more attention from now on. *** P 39- 30,401 replies
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TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
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Yeah, I've built a few working planes. Some more than others... TUBM blows up rockets with Whack-A-Kerbal. EDIT: Ninja'd, by @AlamoVampire again! Weird. No, I don't usually drink sodas. TUBM blows up rockets with Whack-A-Kerbal for fun.
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TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
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With all computers now deactivated, hundreds of spacecrafts and infrastructure is destroyed, and many lives are lost. We've won, but at what cost?
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Guess the type of rocket infront of you! (Baced on profile pic)
TwoCalories replied to Sky Kerman's topic in Forum Games!
You know it! Especially spaceplanes that are launched on the back of another plane. Realistic vessels from Sci-Fi stuff. -
Being on the game or not doesn't change that certain users seem to only see negative things in the dev's actions (which usually have good intentions). Take one of the recent Twitter X posts. The KSP2 devs announced the release date for Patch 4 and said it would fix all the major bugs and issues of the game. You'd think that people could finally realize that the devs are dedicated and that they actually listen to the community, right? Well, no. Now people are complaining about the devs lying to us and making poor apologies. Can we, for once, actually acknowledge the good things about KSP2? And I know someone will point out that the devs took this long to fix the bugs. Well, fixing these huge game-breaking bugs while also working on major roadmap milestones like the Science Update takes time. I'm sure even updates for KSP1 weren't coded overnight.
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First people are mad because the KSP2 devs are "ignoring the big problems and glossing over all the issues". Now the devs are telling us they're going to fix all the big issues, and people are all angry about... something. I can't even keep track of what the anti-KSP2 users are complaining about anymore.
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The Third Great Number War: The Long Haul!
TwoCalories replied to AtomicTech's topic in Forum Games!
P 75 Positives win! Game Rules. These are the game rules. As per instructions from the moderators. There is to be no role play elements to the battle. Simple exclamations that we are getting ahead or falling behind, or saying you need help are fine, but no suggestion that you are part of an army or fantasy faction in some epic confrontation. It is more or less attempting to reach a goal line and passing to another with the same goal or getting intercepted by someone going the other way. There is a term used in the forums called "Being Ninja'd". Basically if while you are typing your post someone else posts a move and you don't see it till you have refreshed your page. This then causes you to have to edit your post to correct for the new number. It is then not unheard of for someone to post before you have had a chance to edit your post and so a cascade effect happens. To make clear your original intent in the hopes of lessening this, These are the rules for posting as follows. When posting please preface your number by one of 4 letters. P if you are trying to get the score to +75 N if you are trying to get the score to -75 Z if your goal is to get the score to zero C if you are chaotic and just post as you feel, but your number must only be 1 different from the last post put. The addition of the number 1 or the subtraction of the number 1. By doing this a player can see what you intended to put and post knowing what it would be if you had not been ninja'd. There is a 5 minute rule for individual number posts done by you, this is to minimize spam and ninja posting. To post a new number post, there are 4 rules that must be followed for it to be considered valid. To make a valid number post, 1: Your previous post must say it was made 5 minutes or greater before your current. 2: Any other player must have posted a number post between your last post and your new post. 3: Your post must be only 1 number different from the last post. Clarification: The number must be the whole number known as 1, spelt One. Either the addition of 1 or the subtraction of 1. 4: Your number must have a preface letter. All new games must start with a "0" . If you posted the winning post, be it +75 or -75 , then it is asked that you copy this post into a new post and update the tally so that this is at the beginning of a new game. Tally of victories positives 14 negatives 8- 30,401 replies
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Does OPM count as a custom planetary system? If so, yes. TUBM has never gone to the Jool system. (KSP)
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Ask a stupid question, Get a stupid answer back.
TwoCalories replied to ThatKerbal's topic in Forum Games!
No, it's a smoothie. If broccoli is a flower, how come bees can't eat it? -
Car 2: A car filled with cryogenic stasis pods, each one containing Kerbals. Also (yes, I get to say it!)... FIRST!
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After more than seven hours of work (not all at once) I present... the Ranger! My version of the SSTO from Interstellar. As you can see, it doesn't have the Delta-V to SSTO... but how does it fly? Badly. The VTOL engines can't even get it off the ground. The main engines don't have enough TWR. And I lost all my pictures. Sigghhhhhh... Also, there's no way I can even give this any purpose, because it has 242 parts and it'll lag the heck out of anything I fly it with.
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One diet water coming right up. I would like to purchase a cup of tea, Earl Grey, hot.