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"You know the drill, fellow aerospace engineer. More Booooosters!"
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In case of emergency, hit the panic button.
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On the nth day of Christmas, Jebediah gave to me...
tryharder replied to wpetula's topic in Forum Games!
On the 33rd day of Christmas, Jeb gave to me: 33 landers without ladders, 32 martian potatoes, 31 busted RTGs, 30 broken launch pads, 29 honorable mentions, 28 memory leaks, 27 model rockets, 26 Kerbals singing carols, 25 Maneuver nodes, 24 heat shields ah shielding, 23 Failed Shuttles, 22 Tylo landings, 21 golden probes, 20 fires a blazing, 19 Kerbals riding SRBs on EVA, 18 rovers a-flipped over, 17 page essays on the pluses of using only srbs for my rocket,16 rcs blocks, 15 KNR tours, 14 pickles ,13 headaches, 12 entire Kerbins, 11 Gigantor Solar Panels, 10 crashed rockets, 9 days of work, 8 Deep Space Networks, 7 trips under the KSC bridge, 6 nuclear pulse rockets, 5 stars that are collapsing themselves, 4 mammoth engines, 3 modded installs of KSP, 2 kraken doves, and a rocket made of pear trees. -
What will he/she say if ______ plays KSP?
tryharder replied to Abel Military Services's topic in Forum Games!
"This feels nostalgic, going to the Moon again" What will Cheng Xin say if she played KSP?- 18 replies
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- do i need a life?
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- according to all known laws of aviation; there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. the bee; of course; flies anyway because bees dont care what humans think is impossible
- jeb stole my snacks bars...
- extremely fun
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StarCraft II. As long as I'm a main character on the winning side, I should be fine. Otherwise, I'm screwed.
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Jeb saw the Death Star just before it got blown up. Then Jeb recalled that it was his ship.
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Rigil Kentaurus Hadar Acrux Acrab Sirius Procyon Canopus Vega Toliman Proxima Centauri Sol Pollux Rigel Aldebaran Teegarten's Star Barnard's Star Arcturus Crab Pulsar Mizar Alcor Merak Betelgeuse Pistol Star Archenar Regulus
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You write the derivatives formula on steamy bathroom mirrors
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If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?
tryharder replied to KleptoKat's topic in Forum Games!
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3/10 Humans don't usually feel miserable about their world I give the "Launch all Nuclear Missiles" button remote to babies to play with, so I must be human
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"Don't worry, this should be perfectly safe" Picking your dropped phone up from the train tracks
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Things that NASA never said at a press conference.
tryharder replied to FlamedSteak's topic in Forum Games!
We appear to have, ahem, missed the transfer window to Sedna, but hey, there's another one coming up in eighteen thousand years! -
You're banned for proliferating junk food to teenagers
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The speaker distracts the Forza Horizon player so much that they crash their car into the speaker. Both items are destroyed. A draw. Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!
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Granted. The water is so useful for energetics that they are selling it as an energy drink. You drink a bottle of "acidic" water and find it is H2SO4 instead of H2O. I wish nuclear fusion research would hurry up and allow the energy from plasma to go to your home power socket.
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Durnan Kerman betted Jeb that he could build a better rocket and land it on the Mun before him. Jeb disagreed and challenged Durnan to a competition. The funny thing is that Durnan did indeed beat Jeb, and was just celebrating it on the surface of the Mun when Jeb landed his rocket. Straight on top of Durnan. Jakey Kerman dies of old age while waiting 19 million years for his girlfriend to return from a space mission.
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Calling 911 to get a banana from the grocery store
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There is a small asteroid moon orbiting this planet with a crashed spaceship full of stranded kerbals on it.
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Floor 5033: You find an elevator, and go inside. Turns out it's broken, and can't get you anywhere.
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Garvey Kerman was playing KSP and was right about to complete his landing on Duna when one of the "unexpected" physics glitches happened and threw his rocket out of the in-game Kerbolar System at what would be over the speed of light in real life. He was so angry at his computer that he covered it in liquid rocket fuel then set it alight. As it was burning, Gene Kerman came in and shouted "Garvey, is that our only TWENTY MILLION DOLLAR QUANTUM SUPERCOMPUTER?!?!". I expect you can guess what happened next. Make Linus Kerman collapse into a 2 dimensional plane (if that is too physically unrealistic then hit him with a piece of space debris).
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Granted. The bottle opener can not only talk, but can automatically identify and open bottles. Unfortunately it thinks you're a bottle and "opens" you (i.e. removes your head). I wish for nothing in particular.