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Players eat rhetorical speeches vivaciously and sardonically, while ibexes pull

Do not pull tricks like this

"And besides, it works in Kerbal Space Program!"

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You take the red pill. Welcome to wonderland. I wish you needed a licence to fly a rocket.

That's the point, you don't know what it is until it goes in the suspicious stew. Hey waiter! Why is a black hole eating MY soup?

The moon now comes within 1 kilometer of the Earth's surface. I wish for a pie-flavoured pie

We don't have cheese but we have Cheems! I would like an Irn-Bru-flavoured kebab, hold the sauce.

Do not post here if you cannot use bold text.

Kerbin is overrated.

You get a hydra covered in zine. Good luck trying to rid it from your house! I wish for a toolgun and Physics gun

FBI OPEN UP, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR DOWNLOADING WIKIPEDIA! I wish for a 1000-THR Earthmover

Linus was having a nice day on Efil, flying his handmade plane he built over the course of the week. He got permission from the KSC to begin flying, and did so from runway 09, bringing a recorder because why not. During his flight he passed over the infamous Sea of Ends, a large sea known for causing anyone who dared cross it to die in the most random means. Linus flew over the sea, too busy admiring the view, and was caught by the Kraken. The last photo in the recorder was from the perspective of a 2D organism, and a nearby light house recorded the following log: LOG START 2040-02-24, 11:20AM LOCAL TIME 11:20: Anomaly detected over Sea of Ends 11:21: Distress signal received, denied due to extreme risk 11:21: Distress signal received, denied due to extreme risk 11:22: Distress signal received, denied with force 11:22: Severe vessel contortion detected 11:21: SySte m F A iLrue !!:£$: S G L OS END LOG The lighthouse then saw Linus' plane, with him still in it, become 2D and disappear, before the Kraken returned to the murky depths of the Sea of Ends. Varen Kerman: Falling into Kcalbeloh

Garson Kerman LOVED paintball, to the point that every week after work he would drive over to the local arena with his pals and play for a few hours. One day he was alerted to the fact that his amazing skills at paintball and exceptional work at his company had landed him a job at the KSC's interplanetary defense division. He drove over there to celebrate, but a rival of his shot him in the head with some paintballs laced with solid lead. He was pronounced dead at the hospital, and the rival went uncaught for 3 years. Onlookers compared it to an incident that had happened in the late 1960s with the victim dying in a similar way. Garvey Kerman: Breaking his PC from pure unbridled RAGE

They get cancelled quickly because of corporate greed. I wish for one of those lost 2003 bottle openers that talk

Here's your Baker's Dozen of Lithium Brownies. I heard it's the Boeing 777's anniversary of it's first flight today, can I get a Boeing 777-shaped cake for the occasion?

It crashes into your house, with debris from re-entry being scattered around your city. I wish i could make my own planet.

i've been playing some SpaceEngine recently. It's fun once you get used to the controls and overwhelming existential dread.

You get an Earth's worth of GramCrackers. Their combined weight crushes you, then smashes into Earth and covers it in GramCrackers. XK-Class Doomsday scenario. I wish for a white hole.

You cannot change back. I wish we had an oblate planet in our solar system.

Granted, you now have (24) hours before you contract stage 7 alzheimers. I wish making planets in KSP was easier.

Here's your bag of Pecan Skittles. Can i get a Minmus ice cream? I'd like it in a waffle cone with extra LH2 sauce.

O, mighty kraken of the stars, we call upon ye to save this forsaken sequel, for if it is never finished you will never get a new kerbonaut and greed shall spread among the solar systems of the kerbal race.

Then idk why starcrusher is removing backups. Best to keep them to yourself for now.

Please do not the Kcalbeloh.