There once was a bucket full of eels that ate several paragraphs of Moby Dick, changing the story and allowing them to write new chapters, so that Eels in Buckets replaced the Moby Dick character.
A Kitten named Ishmael narrates while purring loudly and running all over town, looking for a fishing rod, but only finds a broom that is missing all its straw, its handle is highly polished, but the rest is very dull. But, predictably, a corner shop