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Deddly

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  1. Someone in the audience rudely belches loudly
  2. Everyone in the audience is promised cake.
  3. The eels flap their tails against each other in delight
  4. The purreels wriggle about trying to clap to the rhythm, but then they realise they don't have enough limbs.
  5. The purreels hum along awkwardly, regretting that they are unfamiliar with the show.
  6. There is a sustained applause from the crowd. The purreels tip over the Beauteous Bucket, which empties an enormous
  7. The bucket begins to sing "I am your angel. Come to me, angel of music...."
  8. The chandelier suddenly drops from the ceilings and comes crashing down on all the kittens, who survive miraculously unscathed, but with only eight lives remaining.
  9. No more talk of darkness, forget these wide-eyed fears. I'm here, nothing can harm you, my words will warm and calm you. Let me be your freedom, let daylight dry your tears - I'm here, with you, beside you, to guard you and to guide you.
  10. An unsuspecting passerby finds herself tempted to
  11. The purreels and kittens become friends
  12. There are, however, a lot of very nice and cuddly non-slimey eels that can also purr, and these are vying for attention.
  13. The beauteous bucket, fit for a king,
  14. Once upon a time, there was a bucket
  15. I'm calling shenanigans on that one and also politics. Let's start a new round.
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