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A great mystery

@Great Liao wins because everything beats SLS. Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

The feathers and tar almost succeed in clogging up the Science Jr., but all momentum is lost when it becomes apparrent that there is a paradox in @Maria Sirona's measurements: A ton is an imperial measurement! If it were truly metric, it would have been tonnes. Imperial measurement loses, @TwoCalories wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

One distracted and underpaid cleaner thoughtlessly grabs the bucket, fills it with soap and water and begins mopping the floor backstage.

Pics or it didn't happen. @kspbutitscursed wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

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There once was a bucket full of eels that ate several paragraphs of Moby Dick, changing the story and allowing them to write new chapters, so that Eels in Buckets replaced the Moby Dick character. A Kitten named Ishmael narrates while purring loudly and running all over town, looking for a fishing rod, but only finds a broom that is missing all its straw, its handle is highly polished, but the rest

Rock-Paper-Scissors-Shoot, Anything you want to do!

There once was a bucket full of eels that ate several paragraphs of Moby Dick, changing the story and allowing them to write new chapters, so that Eels in Buckets replaced the Moby Dick character. A Kitten named Ishmael narrates while purring loudly and running all over town, looking for a fishing rod, but only finds a broom that is missing all its straw, its handle

There once was a bucket full of eels that ate several paragraphs of Moby Dick, changing the story and allowing them to write new chapters, so that Eels in Buckets replaced the Moby Dick character. A Kitten named Ishmael narrates while purring loudly and running all over town, looking for a fishing rod, but only finds a broom that is missing

Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

AURORA!

Literal red tape clogs the air vents of Matt Lowne's PC, which overheats and dies. Matt posts a short video saying "So long, and thanks for all the fish". @Kimera Industries wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

There once was a bucket full of eels that ate several paragraphs of Moby Dick, changing the story and allowing them to write new chapters, so that Eels in Buckets replaced the Moby Dick character. A Kitten named Ishmael narrates while purring loudly and running all over town, looking for a fishing rod

Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

After a stunned silence, the crowd bursts into spontaneous applause and begins cheering wildly.

Rock-scissors-paper-shoot, anything you want to do!

The pelicans, kittens, eels and Jarjar begin to revolt

The Resplendent Royal Beauteous Bucket of Broadway is politely removed from the stage by the ushers who feel that there can be too much of a good thing and they do not wish to sit through the complete works of Shakespeare.