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It's so dry, I can feel my bones flaking! I could come up with better but that picture is just horrifically disturbing for some reason. Some random plane flew over my house so I took a picture of it.

Banned for having a suggestive signature.

Granted. You turn into space, AKA nothingness. I wish for a space shuttle

I...don't...even... All I remember is that it happened during timewarp and that my craft was torn apart by FAR's and the stock game's joint failure systems.

8/10 Cool render farm and also great tutorials

You need more skill and endurance than that to fly a B-29. (FIFI was on tour at my nearby airport and was flying around this weekend so I took this picture from my (actual) backyard when it flew over me.)

6/10 Too small and pixelated

I firebomb the little hill in the broken link icon. EDIT: It fixed itself but who cares-I firebomb your pipelines.

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Your blender broke

I buy a model train. The next poster has just gotten 2 billion dollars.

10/10 The detail is absolutely astonishing!

Granted. You get more wishes, but since "wish" is a massless resource, the wishes smash into your face at the speed of light while you're driving, distracting you and causing you to crash. I wish for a Saturn V.

1135: You climb back into the tower and continue ascending, forgetting to open the door of this floor.

I have a few. I absolutely love this plane. It can handle ridiculously tight turns and can also fly quite fast. It uses KerbPaint so I guess it counts. Something I made a ridiculously long time ago that has since been lost in the bowels of my old save files . Fuel tanks and SRBs are from Procedural Parts and the engines are Skippers with modified SSME exhaust from the Component Space Shuttle mod. Saturn V that took ages. Made with Procedural Parts and Procedural Fairings. Cool shots of S-IC and interstage separation.

I am a ___. What are you?

A laughing crow's xylophone vibrated Ned's room. lksjdg

You drink enough green paint to make yourself green. How do I FiFi?

1131: It looks like any other floor, but the air smells of gasoline. Weird. 1132: You open the door... 1133: ...The room looks like a normal room, but after leaving you notice that the floor number is 1133. You thought it was 1132 when you walked in, and are confused.

9/10 Great puns, especially the FAR pun. That one is NEAR perfect.

Gets a fart that sounds like "Oort." Inserts a computer monitor.

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Like that'll ever happen. EDIT: Ninja'd but I think my reply makes just a tiny bit more sense than the previous one, so I'm not changing it.

Banned for changing your avatar.