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New rule: @Stormpilot was blinded by my brilliance and stunned by the editor utterly refusing to embed a youtube clip he missed my reaching the real 32nd base with the instant home plate flag. 103302132023

@Scarecrow71 32nd base has the flag of instant home base. It instantly triggers me scoring. As I do a cow at the 15 yard marker moos. Score Q to zip. 102502132023 i keep trying to embed a 20ish second clip of a cow mooing but it keeps refusing. 103002132023

@Deddly by my calculation you failed to announce a new page. Declaration: Deddly cannot make a rule again until page 17 as repentance for breaking rules. @Admiral Fluffy is relieved of being first base and no rhyming his name is not required. Sorry to be stuffy. Remember declarations trump rules and the next declaration cannot happen until page 20. 063702132023 new page! <new page wicket touched> 063802132023 064602132023

Opening day for MLB is March 30, 2023. I dont understand the appeal of football. I really dont and I live in a state where football is taken obscenely seriously from HS to college and even the NFL… 224602122023

1. 60mm Celestron refractor -retired 2. 4” Newtonian Reflector from Celestron -shelved but still able to be used 3. Celestron Nexstar 6SE a 6” schmidt-cassegrain -current operational scope thats my scope collection 185002122023

@Admiral Fluffy simple. Its Calvinball. Rules are made up on the fly. There is only 1 rule that is permanent: No two games of Calvinball may be played the same. In other words aside from that 1 rule no rule may be used twice, a rule @Deddly kept breaking i might add, I still dont buy your logic but, ill give you a tuna sandwich anyway! 172802122023

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1. I turn @Deddly into an alligator. 2. His failure to follow the rules places him into the penalty box. 3. His attempt to count places his total at -1,000,000,000,001. 4. His punishments: banishment to the zone of oblivion, compose a poem of contrition to apologize to me, sing the very sorry song, admit his wrong doing. now im gonna go scream into the wind. 155502112023

<grabs the wicket of truth><Pokes @Deddly with the wicket of truth> not only are you poked by the wicket of truth, but you are in the zone of truth and were hit by the ball of honesty. You must admit your count is NOT apart of the original game. You must admit I am right. Any attempt to do otherwise also admits my correctness. I also for the hundredth time formally end the original and ALL subsequent iterations of the game and formally announce with all required pomp and deference that a new game has begun and make as a rule: no counting to 100, any counting to 100 instantly subtracts 1,000,000,000,000 from the count, any attempt to ignore this rule triggers a forfeit by @Deddly. <grabs a transmogrifier gun and waits on Deddly to turn him into an alligator> 151702112023 151902112023

By your OWN admission @Deddly your count is invalid! You began the count after the original game ended! So by your own admission you admit to cheating! I win! I did it! I won!! 135202112023

@Deddly i cant understand you and your need to violate the rules! Id send you to the penalty box for cheating but youd get distracted by susie and cheat! <walks off to read Captain Napalm> <mumbles under his breath> 132902112023 133002112023

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Its a secret CLICK! 084502112023

@SSTO Crasher i know right? I got caught lacking this time. I will do better next time. <quiet and ashamed> click 084002112023 but really, it does happen

The safely contained predator is a newly discovered lineage of feline. This newly discovered lineage has a shell that it can safely conceal itself in and then ambush its prey with cuteness to incite a feeding of kibble for cats. the hofsnortablealiogopolis 083302112023

Post 3? Perfect! 074502112023

Moar click! 064302112023

Come click!! CLICK 064202112023 @SSTO Crasher @ColdJ @Spaceman.Spiff@Nazalassa@kerbiloid @Maria Sirona @Space Kerbalisation Tech @modus@LHACK4142@Ryaja

Apologies on the assumption and youre welcome. 123202102023

I just spotted a question by @Bej Kerman over in the Lounge and thought id echo him here: “I'm running into far more "sorry, you cannot add any more reactions today" errors than I was before.“ -Bej Kerman 115402102023

Banned for telling me the internet where i got that lied to me. It said that was 1,000,000 digits. Banned I say! 061202102023

I now ban you to 1,000,000 decimal places! 043102102023 Yes its in a spoiler, yes it really is 1,000,000 decimal places. Mods IF this hurts the forum please feel free to snip everything after my time stamp which will be after the first sentence for ease if needed.

Dr Who should have ended after the first Dr. 022702102023