King of the Hill

[Kermunmus]

There is a hole at the bottom of the crater where a hole was blasted into a nuclear bunker, and some of the dirt fell in to create a hill at the bottom

My underground hill

[Mr. Me]

I fill in the crater to make a flat gravel ruin.

 

My desolate plain.

[TheKSPBeginner]

I use Government.

My WHite House.

[kerbiloid]

Your girlfriend paints it pink.

Your Pink House.

[DunaManiac]

The Pink House is bombed and the rubble and dirt form a hill. My Rubble Hill

[Deddly]

A moderator comes along and removes political content from the thread and the hill.

(Yes, there was actually political content in a forum game... please don't do that)

My hill.

[adsii1970]

A non-moderator comes along with his excavator and removes your hill, leaving behind a big crater and another large hill about twenty meters away.

Edited August 21, 2017 by adsii1970

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

A A-10 arrives, BRRRRRTing your excavator away.

My hill

[Mr. Me]

I take the crater you left vacant

 

My not very wise strategic move

[RoadRunnerAerospace]

Wait.......

I knew I forgot something

[Skyer]

hmm What does this button do?

oh

 

No ones crater

[kerbiloid]

it's not a crater, it's an anti-hill, with negative height.

Every time when a meteorite hits the planet surface, such anti-hills grow up.

[Benjamin Kerman]

I build a astroid defense system. 

My anti-hill

[DunaManiac]

The asteroid defense fails because Someone disabled it and an asteroid smashes into it, creating a bigger anti hill and the rubble forms a dirt hill that is used as a pitchers mound. My pitchers mound. 

[SR]

I retreat to a red giant 100ly away and build a Nicoll Dyson Beam and sterilise the entire planet and blow the atmosphere.

I then build a large hill.

My hill.

[kerbiloid]

The red giant becomes a white dwarf.

Hill Nebula

[TheKSPBeginner]

RESET BUTTON

My hill.

[kerbiloid]

> Reset sequence successfully finished.
> Hill owner: <Undefined>
> Previous owner status: <Terminated>

[AwesomeDude3664]

I use the Death Star to blow up all the hills and get a hill on a new planet.

[TheKSPBeginner]

I git Obi-Wan Kenobi to blow up the Death Star.

My martian hill.

[HerrCrazi]

I crush the Death Star with a 20x oversized Mammoth engine, gather it's dust and build a flying hill on a strut net hold by 4 SRBs, plant my flag and a coconut palm.

My flat world hill.

[TheKSPBeginner]

I disprove Flat Earth.

My planet.

[Benjamin Kerman]

I bomb you planet to tiny bits, and stomp on them. 

My planet bits. 

[TheKSPBeginner]

I kill you and re-assemble them.

My red planet.

[HerrCrazi]

I cut the ends of your planet. It becomes a plane. My plane.