King of the Hill

[kerbiloid]

The views are pretty because they are unreal.
You are dreaming in a virtual reality, while others own the real hill.

[The Minmus Derp]

In this universe, virtual reality is not possible. My ACTUAL HILL with pretty views

[RealKerbal3x]

I hover my UFO above your hill, blotting out the sun. The pretty views are obscured and you die for....um....reasons. My hill.

[HansonKerman]

Spoiler

you know by now, huh?/persistent.sfs

UFOs in fictional universe = 0

my hiiiiilllll

Edited July 18, 2018 by HansonKerman

[kerbiloid]

A nurse locks their room, so others can now get on the hill.

[The Minmus Derp]

I cannot die ever. I take the hill with a big BDA equipped fighter. My hill.

[Confused Scientist]

I do not attempt to take over the hill, because I believe that @The Minmus Derp is a capable King of the Hill and I become a willing subject. However, after @The Minmus Derp becomes tyrannical and throws political dissidents into gulags, starting with someone who served the King a sandwich without any mustard, I start my own underground newspaper to spread the word that I'm starting a new hill, a better hill, where everybody has equal say and nobody is too powerful. However, my attempt at a revolution fails for three reasons:

1.) Nobody reads newspapers anymore.

2.) @The Minmus Derp finds out because I put an "@" next to "Minmus Derp," which sends a notification, and I get thrown into a gulag.

3. )This is just a silly Internet game, and my socialist schemes are needed in real life to push Texas into the Gulf of Mexico.

 

@The Minmus Derp remains King of the Hill.

[Xd the great]

2 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said:

I cannot die ever. I take the hill with a big BDA equipped fighter. My hill.

I take over thy hill by nuclear bombs.

From an outdated nkd.

[kerbiloid]

They found your irradiated body on the hill slope.

[FireKerb]

The Minmus Derp's BDA fighter gets krakened.

My hill. 

[The Minmus Derp]

8 hours ago, Confused Scientist said:

I do not attempt to take over the hill, because I believe that @The Minmus Derp is a capable King of the Hill and I become a willing subject. However, after @The Minmus Derp becomes tyrannical and throws political dissidents into gulags, starting with someone who served the King a sandwich without any mustard, I start my own underground newspaper to spread the word that I'm starting a new hill, a better hill, where everybody has equal say and nobody is too powerful. However, my attempt at a revolution fails for three reasons:

1.) Nobody reads newspapers anymore.

2.) @The Minmus Derp finds out because I put an "@" next to "Minmus Derp," which sends a notification, and I get thrown into a gulag.

3. )This is just a silly Internet game, and my socialist schemes are needed in real life to push Texas into the Gulf of Mexico.

A: I do NOT DO THAT. I am a fair ruler. I'm thinking of changing it to democracy

B: What are gulags anyway? Ohhhh. I read about them in history.

C: I don't like mustard.

I make a new fighter. My hill. Oh and by the way, I cannot die.

Edited July 19, 2018 by The Minmus Derp

[kerbiloid]

Yes, you cannot. You will be eternally floating through the space in your fighter when it's out of fuel.

[The Minmus Derp]

My fighter has infinite fuel cheat enabled

[HansonKerman]

Spoiler

You know what, I’m just gonna stop doing this/persistent.sfs

 

fighterNumber = 0

hillOwnership = HansonKerman

My hiiillll!

 

P.S. Y’all can become my subjects if you want. 

P.P.S. I like mustard.

P.P.P.S. I don’t like sandwiches.

Edited July 19, 2018 by HansonKerman

[The Minmus Derp]

Spoiler

fighterNumber: 100000000

hillOwnership: the Minmus Derp 

subjectNumber: infinite

Moi Hill

[kerbiloid]

N^jet, moy hill!

[FireKerb]

Infinite is not a valid integer.

I buy the "Get Hill!" microtransaction.

My hill.

[kerbiloid]

Not enough money. Account is locked. Transaction is rolled back.

[Ho Lam Kerman]

persistent.sfs

hillCost = infinite

hoLamKermanWealth = infinite

log

{1. hoLamKerman : buy hill}

print("The hill was bought.")

print("My hill.")

 

[The Minmus Derp]

hillOwnership: The Minmus Derp

fighterNumber!: 100000000000

my hill. Is that clear? My hill.

Edited July 20, 2018 by The Minmus Derp

[kerbiloid]

delete hill;
hill = nullptr;

[The Minmus Derp]

I make a pretty hill on a lake. My hill.

[HansonKerman]

15 hours ago, The Minmus Derp said:

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fighterNumber: 100000000

hillOwnership: the Minmus Derp 

subjectNumber: infinite

Moi Hill

Two things. First, @the Minmus Derp is not a valid username. Second, moi is not a word. So, still my hill. You have your own hill. The users posting after this post will have to take one of our hills. Hows that sound?

Also,

Spoiler

hillOwnership = HansonKerman

fighterNumber = 0

userPokémon = Skarmory

Points to anyone who defeats me with a Fire- type and knows why.

Edited July 20, 2018 by HansonKerman

[The Minmus Derp]

Beep beep beep! My hill forevaaaaaah!

[Fraston]

If it moves, shoot it. If it moves after that, shoot it again.

 

 

My hill.

Edited July 21, 2018 by Fraston