kerbiloid Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 A Hill Billy comes and occupies the hill. A Hill Billy Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 A hill Billy goat chases the hill billy away and now the hill belongs to it. Billy Goat Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 The Billy goat goes at the hill. Bill Goat Go At Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 Thermonuclear bomb drops. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 18, 2021 Share Posted September 18, 2021 I strike at the hill with a sickle and a hammer. COMMUNISM Everybody's collectively owned hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 A collective farm needs a chairman. A chairman-ruled hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 I sleep on the hill. Its 1 am for me right now. Goodnight oh yeah my hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 Your squatters rights were rejected and you will be sleeping it off in the drunk tank. Meanwhile the hill is undergoing a Federal Investigation. Bureaucracy Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 The bureaucracy isn't going to be finished anytime soon, (obviously) giving me plenty of time to take the hill for myself and build a fortress around it to enforce me owning the hill. MY HILL PROTECTED BY A FORTRESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 The bureaucracy had already destroyed the foundations of that hill as they are want to do and it crumbled, leaving you with a fortress but no hill. I sensibly had already built a new hill in another location, free from red tape. I enjoy the view from the balcony of my McMansion on my. PRIVATE HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 I leave your private hill alone, and build my own hill. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 19, 2021 Share Posted September 19, 2021 6 hours ago, Admiral Fluffy said: I leave your private hill alone, and build my own hill. My hill. Such an intelligent person. Our individual hills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 The bureaucracy initiates an anti-cartel investigation against the pair of hill-developers in Twinhill. A Suspended Twinhill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 (edited) I lay my claim on every possible hill that exists in the universe, intentionally crashing the universe. There is no hills for anybody to own anymore. Now the Universe needs to restart... Restarting... Big bang... The first stars start to form... And look at that! That's the first planet ever! Full of hills free to be claimed by someone. I go find a hill on the planet. I take it for myself. MY HILL ON THE FIRST PLANET EVER TO EXIST Edited September 20, 2021 by Maria Sirona Fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 20, 2021 Share Posted September 20, 2021 But as we all know, Planets are very volatile when first formed and it turns out all your hills are volcanos. Very hot. I wait a billion years for some planets to cool and claim a nice mountain. My Huge Hill.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Kerbalisation Tech Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 i nuke it my hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 I aim my anti-laziness ray at ya, and now you are busy doing things like cleaning your house. While you're busy, the hill somehow transforms into... MY HILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Your Anti-laziness ray explodes, causing you to run around building hill after hill after hill. I claim 1 you have left behind and surround it in a retribution field from RED DWARF. Now any aggresive act will befall the aggressor and not my Hill. MY VERY SAFE, NUKE OR ANY OTHER SUPER DANGEROUS WEAPON PROOF HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted September 22, 2021 Share Posted September 22, 2021 Ran out of power. My hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Unpowered Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted September 23, 2021 Share Posted September 23, 2021 Flipped a coin. MY HILL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 The coin was with two heads and no tails. Undefined Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 I lay claim on the hill and since there's been none for several posts, it is... MY HILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 A disclaimer disclaims the claim. Unclaimed Hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 24, 2021 Share Posted September 24, 2021 Through some legal wizardry, i make disclaimers illegal. It is still... MY HILL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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