TeslaPenguin1 Posted July 31, 2018 Share Posted July 31, 2018 (edited) I create a new universe where peace is impossible and teleport everyone into it. I throw @HansonKerman and @The Minmus Derp into a bottomless pit which is everything-resistant. My hill oh, and I edited the file: Spoiler Portal=1 Edited July 31, 2018 by TeslaPenguin1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Spoiler Peace = possible bottomlessPits = 0 HillOwnership = The Minmus Derp HansonKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Me and @HansonKerman's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 These conjoned twins get splitted. They fight for the hill. Both lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 We are not conjoined twins and we don't fight. Me and @HansonKerman's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Yes, you are not conjoined anymore. But the thread title is "King of the Hill", not "Duumvirate of the Hill" or so. So, maybe personally you don't fight, but I would not be sure about @HansonKerman's intentions. (Probably, he will appear now and try to ensure you that he doesn't have a knife behind). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 We are both kings. Me and @HansonKerman's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Yeah. (plus I'm an apprentice engineer I don't work with sharp things) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 (edited) You see, @The Minmus Derp, a knife is not that what you must be afraid of. He is an apprentice engineer, so check your bathtube twice with an electric tester before sitting there. If not intentionally, then just accidentally (as an apprentice) he could touch it with a wire. Spoiler Edited August 1, 2018 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Even if I did that... why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 A rather strange question. To be the King of the hill. Not a. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeslaPenguin1 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 Now that peace is possible, I establish a new hill 20 kilometers to the north of @HansonKerman‘s and @The Minmus Derp‘s. I will no longer fight them for their hill, only for mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DunaManiac Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 1 hour ago, TeslaPenguin1 said: Now that peace is possible, I establish a new hill 20 kilometers to the north of @HansonKerman‘s and @The Minmus Derp‘s. I will no longer fight them for their hill, only for mine. But by the time you do that, the universe has already undergone it's heat death, causing your hill to be nonexistent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 So, while @HansonKerman and @The Minmus Derp are competing for the same hill, @TeslaPenguin1 starts fighting with them for the mine. (I even didn't know that there was a mine under hill). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 We’re not competing for the same hill. We’re sharing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, HansonKerman said: We’re not competing for the same hill. We’re sharing it. Yes, that's how they call it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeslaPenguin1 Posted August 1, 2018 Share Posted August 1, 2018 I’m just gonna retreat to my blast proof mine... it has an army of penguins guarding it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Cool! Would you like to become a protectorate of my hill? It has a space elevator. @TeslaPenguin1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeslaPenguin1 Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) Yes. My army of penguins and I moves upstairs from the mine and forms a circle formation around the hill, keeping it safe. Edited August 2, 2018 by TeslaPenguin1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 Thank you! want a big house, @TeslaPenguin1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 2 hours ago, TeslaPenguin1 said: My army of penguins Noice. Will they need some ice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 We can set up an ice playground in the lake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) I call in an air strike with b-84 ground penetrating nuclear bombs. My deep crater. Edited August 2, 2018 by Fraston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minmus Derp Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 The b-84 ground penetrating thingies do not reach the ground because of the circumplanetary shield. Me, @HansonKerman, and @TeslaPenguin1's hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 I fix the damage done to cirumplanetary shield. Still our hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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