Wildcat111 Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 I propose to share the remains of the wall Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 @Wildcat111 and I are sharing the crumbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 *1578 decibels**obsene word* you! My blasted crumbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 *1578 decibels*How dare you you! @HansonKerman and I's crumbles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 I fortify the crumbles. Still our crumbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 Crumblefort under siege. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Crumblefort under siege. um, no! I blast you're crumbles with 14 M.O.A.Bs and build a fort covered in carbyne and other ultra strong materials, and defended by 4345 Extremely powerful railguns! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 27, 2020 Share Posted March 27, 2020 The crumbles fall down, back to the crater. 14 MOABs got wasted. A mouse has cut the power cable. Your 4345 Extremely powerful railguns are out of power. The Crumblefort has risen from the ashes crumbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 @Wildcat111 and I use my portal gun and his planes to retake Crumblefort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) On 3/27/2020 at 8:17 PM, HansonKerman said: @Wildcat111 and I use my portal gun and his planes to retake Crumblefort. I decrease the temperature in the fort from zero to 5000000 degrees celsius in 2 seconds, and back to 77 degrees fahrenheit. I surround the solid surface with an indestructible material, and protect it with 392849 high powered lasers. the entire fort is made out of nanobots, controlled by conscious hyper intelligent AI named bob that decided to participate in the game, that is made of the same nanobots. even the air is made of nanobots that kill anything that gets inside, that isn't supposed to be inside. MINE well technically it's owned by bob. Edited April 3, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) A solar (kerbolar?) flare suddenly erupts from Kerbol. 8 minutes later the EMP fries all of your fancy dancy gadgets. I walk in and build a mud hut out of piles of microscopic dead nanobots. My dead-nanobot mud hut in the middle of Crumble Crater. Edited April 3, 2020 by RoninFrog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 1 hour ago, RoninFrog said: A solar (kerbolar?) flare suddenly erupts from Kerbol. 8 minutes later the EMP fries all of your fancy dancy gadgets. I walk in and build a mud hut out of piles of microscopic dead nanobots. My dead-nanobot mud hut in the middle of Crumble Crater. The Crumble Crater crumbles. The planet’s hill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I build two more mud huts out of dead nanobots. Crumbled Crater Village is small and primitive but growing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I rebuild Bob to obey our commands. Bob and I have joined Crumbled Crater Village Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 (edited) The void stares back. Black crumbs of the crumbled crumble crater w/ crumble crumble village, placed inside a crumbling crumbcible crucible. Edited April 3, 2020 by Fraston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 3, 2020 Share Posted April 3, 2020 I turn the crucible off and turn it into a metal hut. Crumble Crater Village now has a bomb shelter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 as none of you explicitly stated ownership of Crumble Crater Village, still ours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) I make a fence with fenceposts made from barrels of @Dirkidirk's laser cannons and fence in a herd of nearby cows. My and @HansonKerman's Crumble Crater Village, now with a cattle farm. Edited April 4, 2020 by RoninFrog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) I observe Edited April 4, 2020 by Dirkidirk not menacing enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 (edited) Here is a map of Crumble Crater Village: And yes, I dug a well. Edited April 4, 2020 by RoninFrog Better Picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 Bob and his nanobots now have guns. Also I love that pic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidCosmos Posted April 4, 2020 Share Posted April 4, 2020 16 hours ago, RoninFrog said: Here is a map of Crumble Crater Village: And yes, I dug a well. Nice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 (edited) 12 hours ago, HansonKerman said: Bob and his nanobots now have guns. Also I love that pic I think some nice obsidian-tipped spears would be a lot more practical in the eyes of a humble villager. The well-digging project wasn't going so well (he he he) as all my efforts to bore through @Dirkidirk's indestructible foundation were in vain. The well was abandoned and I hitched up a couple oxen from the cattle farm and plowed me some irrigation ditches. The recent nearby lava floes had fertilized the soil quite nicely so I planted a corn field. The plowing was still difficult as I kept turning over old, rusty warheads from some recent bombings. But eventually I got the land cleared and put all the warheads in a pile outside the crater rim. Edited April 5, 2020 by RoninFrog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 Decoy Irrigation Ditch activated. Anyone who touches it disentigrates. Bob initiates *nanobot_ airstrike_initiate *my name is bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoninFrog Posted April 5, 2020 Share Posted April 5, 2020 (edited) There is a rumor going around the village that the northernmost irrigation ditch is poisoned. Rumor has it that one of the villagers was hoeing the cornfield for whatever reason people hoe cornfields, when he noticed that "the big brown cow with the big brown horns" (which doesn't help identify which cow it was at all) had escaped the cattle farm and "wandered into yonder ditch. Ah wuz watchin'im and makin' to catchim again, but then 'e just splodered into a million bits!" Now the villagers will have nothing to do with the "pizened wadder" in the northernmost irrigation ditch and won't go anywhere near it. Edit: I am kind of picturing the villagers as similar to the people in the "burn the witch" scene from Monty Python's the Holy Grail. Edited April 5, 2020 by RoninFrog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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