Worst(best) puns for when something goes wrong.

[Lord Bobyness]

Ok, so when watching KSP I like to make epic puns to go along with an epic crash.

My friend seems to disagree with the undisagreewithable and doubt the quality of my fine poetry. For example,

"You just got a CRASH COURSE in rocket design"

"It's to be expected, the ship design wasn't really GROUNDED in reality anyways"

Or,

"That kerbals life just hit ROCK BOTTOM"

To which the last one he kindly requested that I shut my face hole.

Being the gentleman that I am I was of course happy to assist, however it occurred to me that he never specified which face hole to shut and I was thus unable to comply.

Point is there should be a repertoire of bad puns for the many situations a kerbal might find themselves in.

So go ahead and post your best puns to go with a kerbals worst situations

Edited July 28, 2015 by Lord Bobyness

[HoloYolo]

I just LAYTHED off Bob for being the worst astronaut.

(layed)

[Superfluous J]

"Awwww, chute," when you accidentally trigger the parachutes above 250m/s.

[HoloYolo]

Godbam it.

[CalculusWarrior]

"Holy ship!"

When one of my designs actually works as intended.

[BurnPrograde]

Spiralling out of control and the chutes tear off from aero and heat "VALhalla! I'm coming!"

[SkyRender]

I prefer literary pop culture references, myself.

He was aiming for the ground, he just forgot to miss is all.

[BagelRabbit]

"Holy ship!"

When one of my designs actually works as intended.

"Holey Ship!"

When one of my designs doesn't work as intended.

[satansminivan]

Ok, so when watching KSP I like to make epic puns to go along with an epic crash.

My friend seems to disagree with the undisagreewithable and doubt the quality of my fine poetry. For example,

It's not that I don't like the puns, it's just that you wouldn't shut your face hole. Meanie.

Anyway here are some of mine:

When you forget to retract your landing gear and don't go fast enough:

"Comon, you're being a real drag."

When your parachutes break

"Don't let me down"

[Vanamonde]

Game-ish thread moved to the Games subforum.

[WinkAllKerb'']

when you can't reach the bare minmus

"just moan at the Mün"

[UnionPacific1983WP]

It wasn't just Bill's legs that were broken by *attempting to* land on the Mun at 20 m/s.

[Goddess Bhavani]

Spiralling out of control and the chutes tear off from aero and heat "VALhalla! I'm coming!"

Into the fires, all shiny and chrome! (Do Kerbals take out a can of silver cake paint and spray their mouths with it? )

Earlier I had 128 tons of meticulously designed, cutting edge assembly went up 2000m into the air then try to flip itself sideways due to lack of struts.

My excuse:

"It's just a simulation!"

[justidutch]

Dres is analogous of Uranus

[Lord Bobyness]

So you say

[spoiler=]

"Holy ship!"

when finally returning from Eeloo for the first time. Then you get back to kerbin, you didn't quicksave before re-entry so all you have to say is

[spoiler=]

"Awwww, chute," when you accidentally trigger the parachutes above 250m/s.

This leaves you with a very

[spoiler=]

"Holey Ship!"

And the only words that will come out of your mouth-hole are

[spoiler=]

Godbam it.

(These are all great )

When your parachutes break

"Don't let me down"

You know who else won't let you down

It wasn't just Bill's legs that were broken by *attempting to* land on the Mun at 20 m/s.

I guess the mun just has a LEG UP on him!

Earlier I had 128 tons of meticulously designed, cutting edge assembly went up 2000m into the air then try to flip itself sideways due to lack of struts.

Sounds more or less like 90% of historical rocket failures.

Dres is analogous of Uranus

Don't. Even. Start!

This could lead to some DRESfully bad jokes!

[Red Iron Crown]

When I stranded Jeb on Moho I called him the Last of the Mohocans.

[Xannari Ferrows]

I'll think of one in a bit. I need to use thEeloo.

[Columbia]

Damnit, I didn't have enough Delta-V to reach LKO!

Ah well, it's all part of the circle​ of learning.

[StrandedonEarth]

Ya, until I got used to the 1.0.x systems I did a lot of cursing out those flippin' rockets!

[Lina Stewards]

Here are the worst puns or bad puns let's put it this way:

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn’t last too long for fat people.

Friends are like balloons.

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine

Here are the best puns:

We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history.

Police Officer: “How high are you?” Stoner: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”

Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

some of these puns are gathered from PunsVille